Saturday
31st March
I'll
be frank, I don't always agree with the editorial content of
Classic Rock, but the latest issue contains some terrific stuff.
Peter Makowski's Aerosmith cover story is a good read, likewise
Jon Hotten's feature on Marillion. That reminds me, I must ask
for a copy of Hogarth and company's newie, 'Somwehere Else',
which receives a rave review. Also pleased to see that Starcastle's
'Song Of Times' is praised at length by Geoff Barton, his kiss-off
line of "The only disappointment is that it doesn't last
twice as long" being right on the money. The live review
of Journey will set the noticeboard at Melodicrock.com buzzing
(again). I agree with its overall sentiment but wouldn't have
described Jeff Scott Soto as someone with a tendency to "wail
and over-sing, while jittering like a hyperactive toddler".
Not even sure what that last part means. I just don't think
his voice is right for Journey.
Bought a copy of FHM magazine yesterday. No, not for the photos
of page three bird Keeley Hazell or mono-braincelled 'actress'
Kelly Brook (honest!), but after being tipped off about an amazing
interview with Simon Jordan. I've always liked CPFC's big-gobbed
supremo, but even by his own standards Jordan says some extraordinary
things here. Apparently, he'd already fallen out with Iain Dowie
by the time the club won the play-off final in 2004 ("his
manners, outlook and attitude stank. So what that he got promotion.
That's what I paid him to do"). Simon's ire is also vented
upon player-turned-pundit Alan Brazil (dubbed "Fat Boy
Dim") and regular targets Ch***ton ("they represent
nothing to me") and Birmingham Shitty ("David Sullivan,
the man that style forgot"). Perhaps funniest of all is
the story of how he delighted the fans by sacking one of Palace's
most woeful managers ever, Trevor Francis. "But it's my
birthday," the nasally-inclined one is said to have blubbed.
Jordan merely replied: "Many happy returns, Trev"
whilst handing over the P45.
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Friday 30th March
Phew... yesterday was busy. At lunchtime I attended a showcase
gig by Marion
Raven, the 22-year-old Norwegian-born singer/songwriter
who duetted with Meat Loaf on the third 'Bat Out Of Hell' album's
ballad 'It's All Coming Back To Me Now'. Her debut solo album,
'Set Me Free', has a song co-written with Mötley Crüe's
Nikki Sixx and is probably best described as pop-fuelled modern
rock. Marion played a handful of songs, supplying her own guitar
and keyboard accompaniment. With an incredibly emotive voice,
she fills a pair of leather pants to eye-watering perfection.
It'll be fun to interview her this morning.
Dashed back home for a quick phoner with Adam Schlesinger of
Fountains Of Wayne, whose new album 'Traffic And Weather' (released
May 7) is turning out to be a real grower at Ling Towers. Then
it was off to Shepherds Bush Empire. To be honest, I had to
be gently talked into seeing Joe Bonamassa again. He'd been
so enjoyable at the Borderline (capacity around 300) last September,
why would I want to see him again so soon in a hall that holds
around 2,000? Thank goodness I submitted to Evert from Mascot
Records' generous offer of a pass and some vodka and diet cokes.
The California-born guitar hero - only 30 years old - controlled
the sold-out crowd from the off, his show working as well in
theatres as it does in sweaty clubs. The medley of ZZ Top's
'Just Got Paid', 'Dazed And Confused' by Led Zeppelin and the
final part of Yes' 'Starship Trooper' that ended the set proper
all but brought the house down. That Jeff Beck and Gary Moore
were reportedly backstage says more about Bonamassa's ascension
than I ever could.
En route to Shepherds Bush I was happy to take a call from Tesla's
Brian Wheat. There may be truth in rumours of a British show
while the band are in Europe to play Holland's Arrow Rock Festival
in the summer. He also emailed me a track from an upcoming covers
album; won't ruin the surprise, but it's a classic and Tesla's
version is splendid.
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Thursday 29th March
Well, I sat through yet another lacklustre performance from
England's footballers last night. Despite playing against the
qualifying group's whipping boys, Anodorra, it took 54 agonising
minutes for McLaren's chosen eleven to find the back of the
net. Peeking anxiously over the top of the sofa, glass in hand,
there were times when I thought the breakthrough would never
come. Hang on a minute, isn't watching sport supposed to be
fun?
On the other hand, the gig news just gets better and better.
Heaven And Hell have confirmed a show at London's Wembley Arena
on October 10. Iced Earth are the openers and Lamb Of God acting
as meat in the sandwich to put a few younger bums on seats.
Foreigner will also play a 30th anniversary gig at Shepherds
Bush Empire the following week, October 17. How bloody infuriating
that it clashes with Alice Cooper, Motörhead and Joan Jett's
stint at Wembley - which imbecile books these things without
checking what else is going on?!
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Wednesday 28th March
How's this for a smashing bit of name-dropping. Robert
Fripp sent me an email yesterday. Seriously, it's true! I was,
of course, aware of the notoriously crochety King Crimson's
leader's deep suspicion of journalists, but had nevertheless
submitted a polite request to talk for a Classic Rock story
I'm working on. It's a feature on a group that isn't King Crimson,
so I thought he might be a little more inclined towards contributing.
Robert's reply came back:
"the
message was passed on, more than once. many thanks for your
interest, gratefully declined."
So
I asked whether he'd consider writing a few words on the band
concerned, without having to speak to myself of another of the
magazine's writers. The response was typically Fripp-esque...
almost worth starting our own equivalent of Pseud's Corner for...
"dear dave, sometimes
no answer is an answer, especially when the answer is no - so
this is not an answer! vb, r."
After my laughter subsided, I realised what a pleasure
it had been to be talked down to by one of my all-time heroes.
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Tuesday 27th March
Hurrah
and huzzah... Rush's UK tour dates are out at last! Two nights
at Wembley Arena in October. And a copy of It Bites' new live
CD, 'When The Lights Go Down', just dropped onto my desk, along
with an expanded two-disc version of Saga's 1982 album, 'Worlds
Apart'. It's official: there is a God.
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Monday
26th March
Glenn
Hughes and his opening act Toby Jepson had two important things
in common at Shepherds Bush Empire last night. Both introduced
their new backing bands and seemed to be attempting subtle re-brandings
of themselves. With ex-T'Pau/Ian Gillan guitarist Dean Howard
taking over from fan favourite Nick Dunne, Jepson and his three
new colleagues blazed through eight songs in their allotted
30 minutes, studiously ignoring his years as frontman with Little
Angels. Personally, I didn't mind the decision to focus on rousing
numbers like 'Breakdown', 'Motivated' and the excellent 'Forgiveness',
though it must have caused frustration for some. Actually dozed
off for a while during Nude Girls, who turned out to be turgid
South African plod-rockers and not a bunch of naked ladies as
misleadingly billed. Glenn Hughes' headline set was marvellous.
The abrupt jettisoning of long-time guitarist JJ Marsh indicates
that Hughes seeks to capitalise upon the rave reviews for 'Music
For The Divine' and 'Soul Mover', using high profile collaborators
like Chad Smith, John Frusciante and Dave Navarro to disguise
perception of him as an ex-Deep Purple journeyman. Last seen
by yours truly in Phil Mogg's side band $ign Of 4, newcomer
Jeff Kollman has a jazzier, edgier technique than his predecessor.
Drummer Mark Mondesir has played with Jeff Beck among others,
and together they add a whole new dimension to the sound. "I
want to be pushed and challenged," explained Hughes of
the switch. Two numbers - 'The Valiant Denial' and 'Orion' -
were all it took to confirm the new regime's vast potential.
Purple favourites like 'Mistreated', 'This Time Around', 'Gettin'
Tighter', 'You Keep On Moving' and 'Burn' all remain in the
show, but the updated interpretations rarely resort to mere
jukebox-style parody.
Okay those solo spots were gratitious, but the performance's
freshness and the dramatic lighting combined with Hughes' scarcely
believable voice to propel the show out of the comfort zone
and into exciting new territory. Some fans actually called Kollman's
contribution "abysmal" afterwards, due to his failure
to play the songs the way they knew them. The Funkmiester may
well end up alienating a chunk of his following by these changes,
but it's obvious why they've been made.
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Sunday
27th March
Just call me Disgusted Of Catford.
The failure of a toothless and shot-shy England side to beat
Israel at the Ramat Gan Stadium last night makes it harder than
ever to qualify for next year's European Championships. Worse
still, Scotland's catastrophic 2-1 victory over Georgia suggests
they'll actually make it through this time. Aaaaaaaarrrrgh!
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Friday 23rd March
Yesterday afternoon was occupied by a playback of Rush's
new album. Given the paranoia that exists about downloading,
this was the UK media's only chance to hear 'Snakes & Arrows'
before its release date of April 30. I'd been dying to hear
it, unlike the representative of Kerrang! that read a book for
pretty much the entire 63 minutes, disappeared for a piss halfway
through and f**ked off before the last song ended. Okay, I know
Rush's current standing at K! Towers probably lies somewhere
beneath Panic! At The Disco, Job For A Cowboy or Aiden - altogether...
WHO?! - but I admit, this person's disprespect shocked me, especially
as Pegi Cecconi from the Rush office was in the room at the
time.
Anyway, 'Snakes & Arrows' is a vast improvement upon the
Canadian trio's last album. I'll be frank, 2002's 'Vapor Trails'
did very little for me. This time the band have gone heavier
(very heavy in places!), with guitarist Alex Lifeson being let
off the leash. Opening track (and first single) 'Far Cry' is
probably the best song, being reminiscent of the band's 'Permanent
Waves' album. But generally speaking, it's extremely strong
throughout. Hugh Syme's artwork is excellent as ever, visualising
a theme that seems to run through some of the songs; the elements.
'Spindrift', for instance, uses pounding instrumental parts
to re-create waves crashing in on the western shore. 'The Larger
Bowl (A Pantoum)', meanwhile, picks up where the 'Hemispheres'-era
track 'Circumstances' left off with its couplet of: "Some
of us live in a cloud of fear/Some live behind iron gates".
In the vaguest possible way, Rush also pay lip service to the
differences between the Middle East and Middle West in 'The
Way The Wind Blows', which features the telling line of "Pray...
and pass the ammunition" and a great solo from Lifeson.
The best compliment that you could pay Peart's words is that
they're thoughtful without being stuffy. The album, too, is
heavy, but falls short of being one dimensional. You're gonna
like it, I'm sure.
P.S. Bob Woolmer's death has now become a murder enquiry. That's
absolutely shocking.
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Wednesday 21st March
Much as I'd love to have caught last night's Buckcherry
or Warrior Soul gigs, I headed to Selhurst Park for Geoff Thomas'
re-staging of the 1990 FA Cup Semi-Final between Palace and
Liverpool instead. With gate receipts going to charity (Palace's
former captain was diagnosed was diagnosed with chronic myeloid
leukaemia mid-2003 and given three years to live), respect is
due to Geoff for setting up the game, also to the players and
a miserly 5,000-odd fans that braved a freezing cold night to
turn up. Eagles past and present included Peter Taylor, Gareth
Southgate, Alan Pardew (who, of course, notched the winning
goal back in 1990), a balloon-sized Andy Gray, Perry Suckling,
Kit Symons, Phil Barber, John Humphrey and Thomas himself. The
scoreline was irrelevant in many ways - Palace had already won
the game that counted 4-3, famously avenging the same season's
9-0 massacre - but it was none other than Simon Jordan who audaciously
set up Mark Bright's headed equaliser with a pinpoint cross.
The Scousers' side included Jamie Redknapp, Steve McManaman,
John Barnes, Bruce Grobelar and Phil Babb, who I think scored
their goal.
P.S. Omigod, Bob Woolmer's death is being treated as "suspicious"
by Jamaican police.
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Tuesday
20th March
RIP former England cricket hero Bob Woolmer, who died after
the Pakistan side that he coached crashed out of the World Cup
to the hands of (ulp!) Ireland. On St Patrick's day... I'd hate
to be clearing up the empties are that little party. Oh yeah,
Steely Dan have confirmed a show at London's Hammersmith Apollo
on July 7 - awesome stuff!
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Monday
19th March
A
double-header between Celtic Frost and Kreator always seemed
likely to be worth checking out. And so it proved at Koko last
night. Regular visitors to this diary will know that I cannot
abide Koko as a venue, due to its pitiful acoustics. Well, knock
me down with a damp lettuce leaf, Thomas Gabriel Fischer and
company sounded absolutely amazing from the opening notes of
'Procreation (Of The Wicked)' to the disturbing dark 'Synagoga
Satanae' that closed their half of the show some 85 minutes
later. During the changeover, Malcolm Dome and wondered how
on earth Mille Petrozza's boys would follow such a barnstorming
performance. Well, Kreator were a little muffled by comparison,
but their set included marvellously bloodthirsty renditions
of 'Violent Revolution', 'Pleasure To Kill', 'Extreme Agression',
'Betrayer' and 'Reconquering The Throne', encores consisting
of 'Impossible Brutality', 'Flag Of Hate' and 'Tormentor'. I'd
say the Frosties won it in the end... by a nose.
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Sunday
18th March
English
weather's so bloody unpredictable. With forecasts heralding
sunshine on Saturday and frost today, Clan Ling headed to our
holiday home, only to discover the exact reverse. Arrived back
in Catford in time for the radio commentary of Palace's game
down in Plymouth, which ended up a frustrating 0-1 defeat. However,
my night was made by watching Justin Hawkins throwing his toys
out of the pram before the nation after being eliminated from
the Eurovision Song Contest's qualifying rounds. After such
ignomy, wherefore now for The Darkness' high-pitched ex-singer?
Logged on to learn that besides Asia's December tour, John Wetton
and Geoffrey Downes have lined up a string of dates with their
side project, Icon, in November. Oh monsewers, I fear that you
are spoiling us.
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Saturday
17th March
Sorry... forgot to mention that Heep have confirmed their
new drummer Russell Gilbrook has worked with Tony Iommi, Van
Morrison, John Farnham, Alan Price, Chris Barber and Lonnie
Donegan among others - given that he wears Betty Ford Clinic
T-shirts, I'm sure he'll fit in nicely. Like all Heepsters I'll
miss Lee Kerslake, who left for health reasons, but would like
to welcome Russell aboard. Further excellent news: After their
successful bout of touring, the original Asia line-up have announced
plans to record a new studio album - effectively a follow-up
to 1983's 'Alpha' - for release early in 2008. Can't wait.
I'd been anticipating the Cricket World Cup, which for England
began with yesterday's game against New Zealand. Sadly, the
national side's inability to push home an advantage is all too
obvious. Having lost four vital wickets for just five runs in
their own innings, Vaughan's men nevertheless set their opponents
reeling with three quick wickets, yet still contrived to lose
by six wickets. England must now beat Canada on Sunday to qualify
for the Super Eights section.
In the evening I finally got to attend a Stackridge
concert. Discovered this enchanting bunch of British eccentrics
when Marillion's Steve Hogarth recommended their George Martin-produced
1974 album, 'Man In The Bowler Hat'. From the stage voalist/guitarist
James Warren told us that Stackridge (who reunited back in 1999)
hadn't played the 100 Club for 37 years! The six-piece band
(augmented by two delightful violinists) sent the crowd wild
by running through most of their best songs, including 'Lummy
Days', 'The Volunteer', 'Dangerous Bacon', 'Fish In A Glass',
'Road To Venezuela', 'Syracuse The Elephant', 'Something About
The Beatles' and 'The Galloping Gaucho', even including a pair
('If I Had You' and 'Everybody's Got To Learn Sometime') by
The Korgis, Warren's post-Stackridge pop combo. Here's hoping
that the opportunity to see Stackridge will present itself again.
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Friday
16th March
A
few things to get through. The news that Brad Delp took his
own life is so tragic. Boston's singer apparently left a series
of notes which led to his corpse, including one in his garage
that read, "To whoever finds this, I have hopefully committed
suicide. Plan B was to asphyxiate myself in my car." I'm
far happier to report that Rush will be announcing details of
an October arena tour of the UK on March 27. Dream Theater have
also been added to the Download bill on the day I'm planning
to attend, the Iron Maiden-headlined Sunday (natch!) And Steely
Dan have confirmed a Liverpool Summer Pops date in July, so
hopefully there will be a full tour.
Went to the Forum in Kentish Town to see Mastodon
last night. The place was absoluely packed for one of the few
acts that are doing anything interesting in the realm of extreme
music these days. At the time of its release I wasn't as sold
as many other critics on the Grammy-nominated Atlanta band's
major label debut, 'Blood Mountain', but after a thunderously
deafening display that mixed elements of Kyuss, The Mars Volta,
Metallica, Rush and King Crimson, I'll be giving it a hasty
reappraisal today.
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Thursday
15th March
So... Journey. The recruitment of Jeff Scott Soto on vocals
is being hailed as a masterstroke. I'm afraid you'll have to
count me as a (mild) dissenter. The band's show at Hammersmith
Apollo last night was light years better than I feared, though
not quite as good as I'd dared to hope. Soto is an masterful
singer, that's indisputable. And as one of the best young(-ish)
vocalists that the world has to offer right now, he's definitely
re-energised his more seasoned colleagues. My problem is that
he's just not a Journey singer... not in the tradition of Perry
or Augeri. Then again, as I ended up debating on the tube with
a group of diehards who'd been following the tour, how many
people could do such a job?
After an enthusiastically received warm-up from Danny Vaughn,
Journey spent two hours and ten minutes onstage, playing just
about anything you could wish for. Moments like 'Stone In Love',
'Ask The Lonely' and 'Wheel In The Sky' were magnificent. However,
compared to last year's Manchester Apollo gig with Steve Augeri
- a show that at times almost made me weep like a baby (despite
whatever dubious methods they might or might not have used to
pull it off) - the performance sagged badly in the middle. Few
around me knew the 'Infinity' track 'Opened The Door' or expressed
anything but polite indifference for the first album's 'Mystery
Mountain', even for 'Edge Of The Blade' (from 'Frontiers') or
the 'Armageddon' soundtrack tune 'Rescue Me'.
However, 'Chain Reaction', 'Send Her My Love' and 'Lights' punched
the mood through the roof, and I was more elated still to receive
a text informing me that Lewis Grabban had scored a 93rd-minute
winner in Palace's game up at West Brom. The silly buggers proceeded
to screw things up with a lame five-minute blues jam that preceded
'Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'', before going through the stratosphere
again with 'Faithfully' (featuring the altogether silkier vocals
of drummer Deen Castronovo), 'Don't Stop Believin'', 'Anyway
You Want It' and a quite stupendous encore of 'Separate Ways'.
I'm perfectly aware that my views are in the minority. During
the show, Classic Rock's Jerry Ewing sent me a text proclaiming:
"Soto is a god! Awesome, awesome, awesome!" The JSS-fronted
unit are a hard rock band par excellence. But, to me, they're
just not Journey. Sorry...
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Wednesday 14th March
The
first of two consecutive evenings to be spent at London's Hammersmith
Apollo. In a few short hours I'll be experiencing the new-look
Journey, but last night I joined a crowd that included legendary
producer George Martin in appreciation of veteran soft-rockers
America. Despite a severe lack of volume - even in the fifth
row, and sat directly in front of the PA, you sometimes had
to strain to hear the lead guitar - the show was surprisingly
good.
Still helmed by original members Gerry Beckley and Dewey Bunnell,
America are now into their 37th year. As you'd expect, they
have a strong catalogue. But such US radio staples as 'Ventura
Highway', 'You Can Do Magic', 'Don't Cross The River', 'I Need
You', 'Tin Man', 'The Border', 'Only In Your Heart', 'Lonely
People', a hard-rocking 'Sandman' and the perrenial 'A Horse
With No Name' were rounded out by some strong new material (notably
'Indian Summer', 'Chasing The Rainbow' and 'Ride On') from a
double-disc called 'Here And Now' that was produced by Adam
Schlesinger from Fountains Of Wayne and Smashing Pumpkins' James
Iha. There's life in the old dogs yet.
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Tuesday 13th March
The guys from It Bites have asked me to pen some waffle
about the group's forthcoming new live album, which will be
posted in a few days' time at their website.
'When The Lights Go Down' was recorded on last December's comeback
tour and is available from that site. Guitarist/vocalist John
Mitchell mailed over an advance CD of the disc which contains
all ten of the finished album's tracks, including one of the
newies they debuted, 'Playground'. It sounds magnificent and
should keep the fans off the band's backs for a bit while they
complete the all-important studio disc.
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Monday
12th March
It's a glorious sunny day in south London, Spring is on
its way again. Aptly, I'm playing a terrific new album called
'Traffic And Weather' by one of my favourite bands, Fountains
Of Wayne. They're mainly known here in Britain for the song
'Stacy's Mom', which had a tremendous video that featured Rachel
Hunter. At first listen there doesn't seem to be anything as
instant on the New York-based band's fourth album (issued through
Virgin on May 7), but tunes like 'This Better Be Good', 'Someone
To Love' and 'Yolanda Hayes' are ingeniously arranged as ever.
Just been transcribing an interview with Roger Glover of Deep
Purple. Full marks to the bassist for his honesty. There aren't
many musos who'd admit: "In England, our profile is lower
than anywhere else in the world. People say, ‘Deep Purple?
Are you still alive?’ But in places like France and South
America we do really well." Also, when I brought up the
subject of Purple's poorly received UK tour with Lynyrd Skynyrd
in 2003, he confessed: "They absolutely wiped the floor
with us. We topped the bill, but they did all the hits. So we
started doing our hits as well and everything changed. We went
down really well. You learn from your mistakes."
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Sunday 11th March
Went
to a record fair in Camden prior to yesterday's home game against
Leicester City (which Palace won by two goals to nil). Picked
up an interesting CD by Randy Hansen, one of those guys that
like Frank Marino and Uli Roth will forever be associated with
Jimi Hendrix. The comparisons are all of his own making, I guess,
as 'Good Intentions' features live versions of 'Are You Experienced?'
and 'Little Wing', plus a 12-minute re-working of Jimi's '1983',
now re-titled '2083'. Hansen's own songs are none too shabby,
either.
Sad to learn of the death of Boston singer Brad Delp. Never
met the guy but was a huge fan. He was 55 years old. That must
make Boston another of those bands that I'll never get to see
live now.
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Saturday
10th March
A
promo of the new Wildhearts album, self-titled and due to arrive
on April 30, is here. Just as the band have been predicting,
it's bloody fantastic. Much more of a hard rock album than some
of the pop stuff they've done. In fact, I must be in a bit of
a headbanging mood right now, as Megadeth's 'United Abominations'
(which is released on May 14) is still rattling the fillings
in my teeth. The newie from Annihilator also really rocks my
world. Appropriately titled 'Metal', it includes guest spots
from members of Arch Enemy, The Haunted, Anvil, In Flames, Lamb
Of God, Children Of Bodom and Trivium among others - the last-named
of whom the veteran Canadian band will be opening for on a European
tour next month.
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Friday
9th March
Allowed myself the luxury of a slightly
later than usual start this morning. Was up quite late doing
a phoner with Duff McKagan last night. Seemed like a nice fella.
He was very happy that band-mate Slash has turned himself around
after a spell in rehab, but was unable to shed too much light
on Velvet Revolver's induction of Van Halen at the Rock And
Roll Hall Of Fame, where they will perform 1978's 'Ain't Talkin'
'Bout Love' and the Hagar-era 'Runaround'. Regarding whether
or not VH will be attending the ceremony, "the situation
changes on a daily basis", apparently. Edward Van Halen
has also gone into rehab as well, so at least he's acknowedging
that there's a problem.
As it's Friday and my bloody internet connection's gone down,
I plan on playing some of the cool new stuff that's landed on
my desk. Was thrilled to receive the 30th anniversary edition
of Electric Light Orchestra's 'Out Of The Blue' album - Christ,
I still recall buying the single 'Mr Blue Sky' on blue vinyl
when it was first released - plus finished copies of the latest
Whitesnake re-issues. Chuckled heartily at Mr Coverdale's lyric
of "All of you women/Better lift up your skirts and run/'Cos
I aim to shoot my pistol/And fire like a Gatlin gun" in
'Rough An' Ready', from 'Saints & Sinners'.
Old Cov for Poet
Laureate, that's what I say.
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Wednesday 7th March
Gotta
admit, I had doubts about the concept behind Get In The Ring,
Metal Hammer's boxing-themed battle of the bands-style show.
The brainchild of Hammer/Classic Rock's fight-loving publisher
Chris Ingham saw four "up and coming heavyweights from
the world of metal" playing 25-minute sets in a real boxing
ring, being judged by a panel that included Saxon's Biff Byford,
and then put to the public vote. In what was the last hard rock
event to take place at the Hammersmith Palais, flyweights Zico
Chain (er... who?!) should really have been put out of their
misery by the referee. For my money, the title deserved to go
to Finnish nutters Turisas, who took to the ring covered in
fake animal's blood and strapped into fur pelts for a display
of sword-waving, Skyclad-style pagan lunacy (their Boney M cover
was splendid). Breed 77 are an excellent band, but they seemed
a little out of place at such an event, and not really giving
a stuff about the evening's final contenders, Deathstars, I
snuck out early. I've no idea who'll end up clutching the inaugural
Get In The Ring belt as voting continues for a while, but will
look forward to next year's bout - wherever it might be staged.
On the tube journey home I finished an excellent book about
Kiss. If you stop by this diary on a regular basis, you'll know
that I've no time whatsoever for Gene $immons, a now tragi-comic
figure who's long since exceeded self-parody to end up in the
drawer marked 'odious excuse for a human being'. Kiss Behind
The Mask, by US authors David Leaf and Ken Sharp, is culled
from detailed interviews with the group and their inner cicrle,
reminding us of the sporadic genius of Kiss. Simmons is especially
honest when speaking of the group's struggle to stay afload
in the late 1980s, admitting: "Bon Jovi or Poison were
better versions of what we did. Better looking guys; younger
and thinner, who wrote better songs in that pop vein. There
were very few options. We couldn't out-Motörhead Motörhead
and we weren't as classic as Led Zeppelin. We couldn't do classic
Kiss without Ace [Frehley] and Peter [Criss], so we did the
best with what he had." If only he'd address the band's
farcical status in 2007 with such candour.
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Tuesday
6th March
Visited the studios of TotalRock Radio yesterday to join
the pre-recording of a new series called Teach Yourself Thrash.
The show's host Talita Jenman asked my old mate Malcolm Dome
and myself a few choice questions about the genre, and we span
some classic records by Metallica, Exodus, Onslaught, Sepultura
and more. It was a lot of fun.
Afterwards I zipped up to Camden for the debut London show from
Hydrogyn,
the female-fronted US band whose 'Bombshell' album was produced
by Michael Wagener of Alice Cooper/Skid Row fame. Came away
particularly impressed by Julie Westlake, who's mainly generated
(column) inches for her well-proportioned figure so far, but
transpired to be a singer that can really wail. At just 45 minutes
long, including an encore of Dio's 'Rainbow In The Dark', the
set was miserly, but a brand new tune called 'I Know' suggests
their next album will kick ass.
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Monday
5th March
Having
suffered torrential rain, Sunday transport and (inevitably)
work on the railway line, I eventually got to see Rose Tattoo
becoming the latest in a long line of bands to grapple with
the Scala's dodgy acoustics. This fine, enduring Aussie band
just don't play bad gigs, and while the venue's sound was predictably
muffled last night, Angry Anderson and company more than fulfilled
their side of the bargain. The new album 'Blood Brothers' might
be a tad over-produced but tracks like 'Man About Town', 'Black
Eyed Bruiser', '1854' and 'Once In A Lifetime' (dedicated to
the late, great slide guitarist Pete Wells) stood shoulder to
shoulder with a string of standards that included 'One Of The
Boys', Rock 'N' Roll Outlaw', Bad Boy For Love', 'Manzil Madness',
'Nice Boys (Don't Play Rock 'N' Roll)', 'Scarred For Life',
'Astra Wally', 'We Can't Be Beaten' and many, many more.
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Sunday
4th March
My
apologies to occupants of Coach E of last night's 20.15pm service
from Leeds to London. The drunken goon swigging from a bottle
of Baileys, wearing headphones and (presumably) singing along
to Winger songs was... er... me. I'd been up in Burnley watching
Palace's lame 1-1 draw at Turf Moor, a disappointing result
that just about puts the play-offs out of reach for this season.
Leeds station, where I changed trains, was a bloody warzone.
United had lost in the last minute to local rivals Sheffield
Wednesday, virtually condemning them to League One football
next season, and the natives didn't like it one bit. Kept my
head down, mouth shut and CPFC colours firmly covered up.
Using the dead time of the long rail journey seemed like a cunning
plan. I read Run For Cover, Martin Popoff's entertaining new
book on the sleeve art of Derek Riggs (Iron aiden/Budgie/Stratovarius,
etc) for a Classic Rock review, and also made some notes for
my scribblings about the new Saxon, Black Sabbath, Dokken and
Winger CDs - does that mean I can put my ticket down as legitimate
business expense? Must ask the accountant. The Winger is excellent;
it's a double-set of Kip's home demos of songs from the band's
first three albums. The all-but-completed state of tunes like
'Time To Surrender', 'Hungry' and 'Headed For A Heartbreak'
not only reminds you of Kip's prowess as a writer, they also
make you realise just how little he relied upon producers Beau
Hill and Mike Shipley.
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Friday 2nd March
It's such a great feeling to stick an album into the CD
player with no expectations and get blown away. Until this morning
I'd never heard of Relient K, a five-piece power-pop-punk band
from Ohio with apparent Christian rock leanings. And yet 'Five
Score And Seven Years Ago' (available through Parlophone) is
apparently their fifth album in a seven-year career.
Grandly exceuted, its soaring melodies sound a little like Something
Corporate. From start to finish, the album is an absolute corker.
Not bad for a band named after their guitarist's Plymouth Reliant
K car... at least it wasn't a Reliant Robin.
From Him Upstairs to the Dark One In The Basement. A promo CDr
of Black Sabbath's 'The Dio Years' also just dropped onto the
mat. I'm pleased to say that the three newly-recorded tunes
('The Devil Cried', 'Shadow Of The Wind' and 'Ear In The Wall')
are worthy additions to the band's repertoire.
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Thursday
1st March
As an addendum to yesterday's story about the Scorps and
Uli Jon Roth, I understand that besides headlining the Rock &
Blues Custom Show on July 28, there will be additional indoor dates
in Manchester and London - also with MSG as support.
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