Thursday 30th June
Makes
mental note to self: Must buy some new underwear today. Why?
Well, last night Y&T rocked the Mean Fiddler with what will
undoubtedly be one of the finest gigs of 2005. Apart from a
short set with Whitesnake two years ago, the Bay Area melodic
hard rockers hadn't played the UK since a spot at Donington
in 1984. So they were keen to pull out all the stops. In fact,
they were even better than the last time we saw them. Their
105-minute set was a veritable treasure trove that left the
audience simply drooling with pleasure. How about the following
for size: 'Open Fire', 'Straight Through The Heart', 'Black
Tiger', 'Dirty Girl', 'Lipstick And Leather', 'Beautiful Dreamer',
'Hurricane', 'Winds Of Change', 'Contagious' (excerpt), 'Squeeze',
'Rescue Me', 'Barroom Boogie', 'Knock You Out' (excerpt), 'I'll
Cry For You', 'Summertime Girls', 'Meanstreak', a glorious 'I
Believe In You' and an encore of 'Forever'? Dave Meniketti told
me the band's plan is to come back annually from now on, which
is quite brilliant news.
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Tuesday 28th June
Rose
Tattoo played the Mean Fiddler last night. At first I suspected
it might be a disaster.
Having
seemingly consumed his own weight in booze, bleary-eyed frontman
Angry Anderson ranted and raved incoherently between the opening
songs, and I got the impression he didn't want to be with us.
But gradually the red mist subsided and the Aussie band got
down to serious business with 'One Of The Boys', 'The Butcher
And Fast Eddy', 'Rock 'N' Roll Outlaw', 'Nice Boys (Don't Play
Rock 'N' Roll'), 'Rock 'N' Roll Is King' and many, many more.
Not known for their lengthy sets, the encores just kept on coming;
almost half an hour of the buggers! 'Astra Wally', 'Suicide
City', 'Scarred For Life' and a sweat-drenched 'We Can't Be
Beaten' taking them to almost two hours onstage. Unbelievable.
And talking of invincibility (which I just was with 'We Won't
Be Beaten' - how's that for a tenuous link?!), it's a subject
that I hope will apply to Palace next season. I've been trying
not to pay too much attention to the footie transfer speculation.
So long as the Eagles keep the basis of our squad and manager
we should bounce right back up again. As for Everton's cheeky
bid for our striker, it's nice to see CPFC chairman Simon Jordan
insisting that £6m "wouldn't buy one of Andy Johnson's
trainers." Attaboy.
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27th June 2005
Wow!
Caught an amazing show from Gotthard - or as Mrs L likes to
call 'em, 'Goatherd' - at the Garage last night. The Swiss band
had been away from 13 years but showed no sign of being put
off by a small attendance, their vibrant, sometimes jubilant
set falling just 15 minutes short of the two-hour mark. Like
a younger version of David Coverdale, Steve Lee is without doubt
one of the finest singers out there, and Goatherd... er, Gotthard,
have a catalogue that simply drips with quality. Besides covers
of Joe South's 'Hush' (best known as a Deep Purple song) and
'Mighty Quinn' by Manfred Mann, we got most of the new 'Lipservice'
album ('All We Are', 'Dream On', 'I've Seen An Angel Cry', 'Said
And Done', 'I Wonder', 'I'm Alive', 'The Other Side Of Me',
'Cupid's Arrow') and a smouldering rendition of debut album
sizzler 'Firedance', plus 'Top Of The World', 'One Life, One
Soul', 'Let It Be', 'Fist In Your Face' and 'Mountain Mama'
among others.
Encores comprised the quality balladry of 'Heaven' and super-hooky,
almost Glitter-groove rock of 'Lift You Up', 'Anytime Anywhere'
sending us all home tired and sporting silly grins.
Oh yeah, some cool news for melodic hard rock connoisseurs;
former Shark Island/Bernie Tormé bassist Chris Heilmann
was present, and he revealed that Shark Island's classic line-up
- completed by vocalist Richard Black, guitarist Spencer Sercombe
and drummer Greg Ellis - has agreed to make a reunion album.
A group thoroughly ahead of their time, as proven by the silky
durability of 1989's 'Law Of The Order', that's a prospect to
savour.
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Saturday 25th June
The
Mean Fiddler was about a third full for last night's gig by
Snowy White & The White Flames. Backed by a watertight line-up
that included one-time Jeff Beck cohorts Richard Bailey (drums)
and Max Middleton (keyboards), the ex-Thin Lizzy/Pink Floyd
guitarist played an enjoyable 95-minute set of fluid, heartfelt
blues-rock, but for reasons best known to himself omitted his
one and only solo Top Ten hit, 1983's 'Bird Of Paradise'. Given
that we had to endure an eight-and-a-half minute solo/improv
spot from ponytailed bassist Walter Latupeirissa, the oversight
was pretty galling.
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Thursday
23rd June
Yesterday
evening I attended a playback of the splendid new Arch Enemy
album, 'Doomsday Machine'. The 11-song CD (due through Century
Media on August 22) continues the metamorphosis begun with 2001's
'Wages of Sin' and 2003's 'Anthems Of Rebellion'. Michael and
Christopher Amott have plastered the project with more red-hot
guitar shredding than ever before, while Daniel Erlandson's
drumming is to his usual stellar standard. It's an album that
should easily seduce fans of Judas Priest and Megadeth - if
they can come to terms with Angela Gossow's growled vocals.
For such a notoriously conservative group of people, that's
a pretty big 'if'. Given their underground roots, the band have
taken quite a risk making a record as commercial as 'Doomsday
Machine'; I sincerely hope it pays off for them.
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Tuesday
21st June
Spiritual
Beggars rolled into town last night, with impeccable timing
as their latest appearance in the UK happened to coincide with
Jerry Ewing's 40th, and also the birthday of my pal Hugh Gilmour,
celebrated bassist of Pig Iron and designer of record sleeves
for Iron Maiden, Status Quo, Black Sabbath and Motörhead
among many others. Gotta admit, the Swedish band's new album
'Demons' doesn't quite move me the way their last one 'On Fire'
did back in 2002, but they have real groove and feel, effortlessly
tapping into the classic sounds of the 70s. Plus you simply
have to applaud a singer who gets as hammered as JB does. Last
night the sometime Grand Magus frontman even announced to the
crowd mid-song that he was off to the dressing room to syphon
the python. What class. A splendid almost ten-minute version
'Euphoria' closed thing in fine style, Per Wiberg's keyboards
complementing Michael Amott's exceptional work on the Flying
V.
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Monday 20th June
Last
night saw the long-awaited return of Mötley Crüe to
London. Alas, with Wembley Arena being renovated they played
the Pavilion, a huge, cavernous tent. I was right at the very
back, but the sound wasn't as bad as I'd been led to believe
and the video screen at least made all of Vince Neil's chins
clearly visible. It quickly became obvious that Neil's voice
is past its best, which explains why he left so much of the
singing to a very forgiving crowd. Limited to permutations of
the words 'fuck', 'shit', 'fucking', 'bad-ass' and 'motherfucker'
his stage patter soon began to grate. All credit to the impossibly
frail-looking Mick Mars for lasting the duration and the band
for a well-chosen set, however. They spent almost two hours
onstage, devoting the show's first half to early material like
'Shout At The Devil', 'Too Fast For Love', 'Ten Seconds To Love',
'Red Hot', 'Looks That Kill' and 'Live Wire'.
After the interval - yeah, Mötley do intervals now! - focus
shifted to their middle and latter years, kicking off with 'Girls
Girls Girls', 'Wild Side', an excellent 'Don't Go Away Mad (Just
Go Away)', 'Primal Scream' and many, many more. The crowd lapped
up every minute of the tittycam, save for the well-endowed blonde
who gave Tommy Lee the finger when asked for a quick flash ("I'll
show you my dick," he bargained gamely). It was also nice
to hear Nikki Six namechecking all the London bands he grew
up enjoying; including Slade (from Wolverhampton), The Sweet
(Andy Scott is Welsh!) and Mott The Hoople (Ian Hunter is a
Shrewsbury boy!). At encore time the Crüe were joined by
Sixx's son Gunnar for 'Helter Skelter', a song made famous by
yet another London band called The Beatles (just kidding, Nikki),
plus a somewhat out-of-place rendition of 'Anarchy In The UK'.
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Sunday
19th June
Yesterday
was one of twin delights; a glorious Hammersmith show from Styx
and Australia's humiliating five-wicket defeat to, er... Bangladesh.
There was also the hilarity of my Classic Rock pal Dave Reynolds
being mistaken in the pub for the singer from Black Lace (that's
the 'Agadoo' variety, not the Maryann Scandiffo-fronted US mob).
We got almost two hours from Styx, who were back in the UK since
the first time since 1981. I really, really enjoyed the show
but met several frustrated by the inclusionm of five songs from
the new album of covers, 'Big Bang Theory'. Equally surprisingly,
there was just a solitary choice ('One With Everything') from
the impressive 'Cyclorama' album. Frustratingly, the band mopped
up 18 songs including many of their best-known ('Mademoiselle',
'Heavy Metal Poisoning', 'Sing For The Day', 'Great White Hope',
'Borrowed Time', 'Superstars', 'Mr Roboto' and 'Rocking The
Paradise') in a bizarre medley. If only for the fact that he
isn't Dennis DeYoung, I hadn't expected to like new keyboard
player Lawrence Gowan, but the shy, retiring (ho ho ho) Canadian
did a fine job, even on 'Come Sail Away'. Other pomp-rock gems
included were 'Blue Collar Man (Long Nights)', 'The Grand Illusion',
'Lorelei', 'Lady', 'Too Much Time On My Hands', 'Snowblind',
'Fooling Yourself (The Angry Young Man)', 'Miss America', 'Renegade'.
Many of these latter tunes featured original bassist John Panozzo,
who looked surprisingly well and happy given his deteriorating
health. For me, though, 'Crystal Ball', initially performed
alone by Tommy Shaw, was the real goosebumps moment.
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Friday 17th June
It's
incredible that Motörhead have now existed for 30 years,
and Lemmy for almost twice that long. The former fact was celebrated
at the Hammersmith Apollo last night via an anniversary gig
that also featured Saxon and Girlschool. I say 'celebrated',
for although it was enjoyable enough, the band seemed put off
by the presence of DVD cameras and a single special guest, buxom
Meldrum vocalist Moa Holmsten, joined in the fun. And unless
I'm mistaken only an additional song, '(We Are) The Road Crew',
swelled the exact same set that they performed here back in
November. Motörhead and Girlschool, along with In Flames,
will be back again at the Apollo in a matter of months. Let's
hope for a few more fireworks then.
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Wednesday June 15th
I'm
hopelessly addicted. Bunged the new Avenged Sevenfold album,
'City Of Evil', onto the discman during the tube journey to
the Golden Gods awards a few days ago, and now I can't stop
playing the bloody thing. I really enjoyed the Californian band's
last album, 2003's 'Waking The Fallen', but their major label
debut (and third in total) respresents a humungous step upwards.
The songs, the singing, the playing, the colourful, wall-of-sound
production... everything about it is first-class. Check out
the audio and video clips at the
band's website.
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Tuesday
14th June
Finally
got around to scanning in my pix of the Maiden
trip to Reykjavik (see June 8th entry).
Last night was Metal Hammer's third annual Golden Gods awards,
which tookplace at the Astoria. There were live sets from Trivium,
Shadows Fall and Bullet For My Valentine, with Anthrax's reunited
'Persistence Of Time' line-up topping the bill. I'd been given
the task of looking after LacunaCoil, whose co-vocalist Cristina
Scabbia was presenting an award, so I caught only bits of the
live entertainment, completely missing a short set from Nightwish.
With so many people crammed together on a blistering hotevening,
it was all rather hetic. But apart from Zakk Wylde going AWOL
(he was located in a pub in time to present a new guitar shredder
award in honour of Dimebag Darrell to Herman Li from Dragonforce),
events went surprisingly smoothly. Tony Iommi and Geezer Butler
from Black Sabbath were present to accept another honour for
their sideboards, as was Lemmy. Glenn Hughes and his good pal
Chad Smith from the Red Hot Chili Peppers were also honoured
guests. And Nicko 'Trolley Dolly' McBrain represented the Iron
Maiden camp. To the shame of the crowd, Ville Valo of HIM was
pelted when he went up to collect his prize, but retained his
dignity. The Lostprophets were, too, but they're Welsh so they
deserved it. The event concluded with four songs from Anthrax
- 'Got The Time', 'Caught In Mosh' and 'Indians', with Brian
Fall from Shadows Fall joining them for a final stomp through
Pantera's 'A New Level'. I'll be honest, it was too short and
I really missed John Bush.
Then it was on to the Marquee for the after-show bash. Much-o
alcohol was consumed, which is always the signal for several
of the Thunder chaps to arrive. Together we debated the sheer
unlikelihood of Michael Jackson being proven innocent (boo!
hiss!), and England thrashing Australia at cricket (hurrah and
huzzah!). Harry James and I spoke of Palace's relegation like
two pissed-up old saddos who should know better. I had a brief
chat with Tuomas Holopainen from Nightwish, who was in a deep
and decidedly foreigh sounding dialogue with Stratovarius singer
Timo Kotipelto. That band's keyboard player, Jens Johansson
had also been consuming vast quantities of booze (whilst interviewing
him earlier he had cradled a bottle of something that looked
disturbingly like paintstripper), and when Jens began bellowing
at the top of his voice in a bizarre impersonation of a moose,
I figured it was time to sneak out or become involved in a session
that I'd regret the following morning. Yes, I know I'm a lightweight
these days.
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Monday 13th June
I'm
still a-quiver following last night's Kansas show at Shepherd's
Bush Empire. The US pomp-rock group's first official visit since
1979 (though they did play some behind-closed-doors shows for
American servicemen in 1988) was both well-attended and rapturously
received. My only quibble would be the length of the set; a
somewhat miserly 95 minutes. In a way it was understandable,
as it's fairly common knowledge that Steve Walsh's voice has
been erratic in recent years. However, Messrs Ewing, Shilton
and myself looked on and listened in spellbound rapture as the
band shoehorned in most of their finest moments, including 'Paradox',
'Miracles Out Of Nowhere', 'Icarus (Borne On Wings Of Steel)',
'Song For America', 'The Wall', 'Point Of Know Return', 'Portrait
(He Knew)', 'Dust In The Wind' and of course 'Carry On Wayward
Son'. Most unexpected of all, we even got the full version of
'Magnum Opus', from 1976's must-own 'Leftoverture' album. Wow.
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Sunday 12th June
Listen!
Can you hear the patter of tiny feet (or claws) in the Ling
household? Our chicken, Dolly, has finally hatched some of her
eggs. The kids christened the first few of her fluffily furry
offspring - Petal,
Cheep, Rainbow, Roxy and Squash (the latter because Dolly
had sat on him for longer than the rest; we resisted the temptation
to call him Krusher) - three guesses who came up with the final
choice of Scrumpy?!
Gosh, I must be starved of footie. Last night I tuned into England's
third and final group match of the women's European Championships.
It was a relief to see that anything the nation's men's team
are capable of, our ladies can do equally well. During the past
week we've seen them score a thrilling last-minute winner, then
concede two goals in the final 10 minutes to lose 2-1. Last
night's 0-1 reverse against a dismal Swedish team was so pitiful
as to be almost laughable. I've seen headless chickens (don't
say a word to Scrumpy!) that are capable of playing the game
with far more technical understanding and finesse.
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Wednesday
8th June
Jesus,
I'm knackered. Just got back from a whirlwind overnight trip
to Reykjavik in Iceland with Iron Maiden (that's not something
you get to type every day!). Maiden singer Bruce Dickinson,
who these days has a parallel career as an airline pilot, was
behind the joystick of Flight 666, a Boeing 757 full of 192
Maiden nutters that had each paid around £320 to witness
a show at the 15,000-capacity Egilshollin. With no new album
to promote, the band have been playing songs from their first
four albums only. For older Maiden fans like myself, the 100-minute
set is a treat. If you're going to the Reading or Leeds Festival
next month and don't want to ruin the surprise then look away
now... should you want to know what's in store then check out
the following: 'Murders In The Rue Morgue', 'Another Life',
'Prowler', 'The Trooper', 'Remember Tomorrow', 'Where Eagles
Dare', 'Run To The Hills', 'Revelations', 'Wrathchild', 'Die
With Your Boots On', 'Phantom Of The Opera', 'The Number Of
The Beast', 'Hallowed Be Thy Name' and 'Iron Maiden'. Encores
consisted of 'Running Free', 'Drifter' and 'Sanctuary'. Given
some of the comments from the stage, the choice of songs made
the band feel as nostalgic as the crowd, many of whom were way
to young to have seen these vintage songs performed live.
Given the contrasting fortunes of our football clubs, Maiden
bassist and West 'Am nut Steve Harris was very, very pleased
to see me. When he heard I was outside the dressing room, there
was a roar of "Get 'im in 'ere... NOW!". The banter
was a bit lively for a while, but hopefully all friendly. Harry
blathered on and on about how Wet Sham had been robbed by the
referee in the first play-off final - what utter bollocks. I
responded by wishing 'em good luck in staying up, but politely
doubting their ability to do so. I guess we'll see who's right.
The trip was huge fun, though. Drummer Nicko McBrain was also
on board Flight 666, even doubling up as a trolley dolly for
a while. And Dickinson kept us all entertained during the three-hour
journey, the cabin erupting with delight each time he flicked
on the intercom and chirruped: "Hello, it's Brucey up front
here; if you look down to your left there's an excellent view
of 22 Acacia Avenue...". I'll post some pix when the film's
developed.
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Monday 6th June
Finally
seen it, we have. Very good, it is. Enjoyed it a lot, I did...
the little Lings, too. Ooops... slipped into Yoda-speak for
a moment or two there. What I'm trying to say is that we finally
checked out Star Wars Episode 3: The Revenge Of The Sith. With
a simplified storyline - this time it's just plain good versus
evil - and plenty of battles and special effects, the till now
terminally dull prequel series has finally managed to justify
its existence. The next movie I mustn't miss is the League Of
Gentlemen's Apocalypse. Can't wait for that.
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Sunday
5th June
Yesterday
evening I accepted a kind offer from my pal Malcolm Dome to
visit TotalRock Radio, where James 'JY' Young of Styx was due
for an interview. Although we'd spoken several times on the
phone, I'd never met actually JY, who was friendly and talkative
(especially off mic!). It seems that Chuck Panozzo will be making
some special guest appearances on the band's upcoming British
tour, their first shows here since the 'Paradise Theatre' trek
way back in 1981. It's also likely that Hurricane Party will
be doing the honours as support act. Hurrah!
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Saturday
4th June
Somehow
managed to squeeze in two gigs last night. Firstly, Jackdaw4 played
a highly enjoyable showcase at the Borderline. The vehicle of one-time
Wildhearts sideman Willie Dowling, one of rock's most talented underachievers,
they've got some truly amazing songs (check out soundclips and gushing
reviews at: www.jackdaw4.com).
I predict they'll go far, but then I also said that about Willie's
former groups The Grip, Cat People and Honeycrack. A fellow critic
has called them "the greatest band in England at this time",
so maybe I'm not barking up the wrong tree.
Afterwards it was straight around the corner to the Astoria for Zakk
Wylde and Black label Society. Gotta admit, I was gobsmacked at the
size of the sold-out crowd, and also their hugely vociferous reaction.
Obviously, Wylde is an awesome guitar player but it's something of
a long shot to expect him to step away from the shadow of Ozzy Osbourne.
This show made it clear that Zakk not only has the capability to do
so, he may already have achieved it.
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Friday
3rd June
Having
picked up the band's albums from cut-out bins for the past few years,
I was recently asked by Classic Rock to interview Gene Loves Jezebel.
To cut a long story short, there are now two versions of the Welsh
group, both fronted by feuding twin brothers. Last night I went to
the 100 Club to catch the US-based incarnation, led by vocalist Michael
Aston. It was a surreal yet compelling experience. The audience's
pitiful size was in direct disproportion to the worship of their heroes.
No sooner had GLJ begun playing than rotund, impossibly boozed-up
female goths raced to the front of the stage to flirt with Michael.
Some cried openly as he sang, others did that silly wavy-handed dance
so beloved of goths. Aston, for his part, flirted outrageously with
two lager-swilling ladies that I think had come down from Manchester,
his interaction with them gradually taking over both song introductions
and the show in general. At times one almost felt like shouting: "Guys...
get a room!".
Having finished the set proper, GLJ played 45 minutes of encores,
events descending into what was less a concert and more of a shambolic
and probably very poorly paid rehearsal session. Aston invited girls
he fancied onto the stage to sing backing vocals, their boyfriends
taking pix on mobile phones. One of the Manchester girls attached
herself to Aston's leg, the other mounted the stage and almost fell
into the drumkit. In the end, the gig didn't so much come to an end
as break down into a series of not-so-private conversations (unintentionally
amplified by the microphone) about who was shagging who, whose condoms
were being used, and where the deed would be taking place. All gigs
should be like this... Rawkk'n'rawllll!!
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