Saturday
31st July
After
four pre-reason friendlies, I’ve **finally** seen
Palace score a goal. Eddie and I arrived at Brentford
in time to visit each of the pubs on the corners of Griffin
Park before taking root in the Griffin. There were quite
a few Palace fans who kept the noise going throughout
the ninety minutes, including some vicious ditties about
former boss N**l Wa***ck. Surprisingly, a close to full-strength
Eagles side went behind to a goal from former Shiteon
& Homo Albion wankbag Nicky Forster and in all honesty
could have been three or four behind at half-time, but
Kieron Cadogan saved face by nodding in a scrappy equaliser
after an hour. There were quite a few plusses to be taken
from the performance, but with just the industrious but
profligate Calvin Andrew up front we still need a decent
striker to put away the chances that are being created.
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Friday 30th July
It’s
lunchtime and I’ve just arrived home from a very
entertaining face-to-face interview with Vince
Neil. The Mötley Crüe frontman was in fine
form and it was great to catch up with Dana Strum, the
former Slaughter/Vinnie Vincent’s Invasion bassist
that Neil employs as a member of his solo band and as
a personal assistant. I hadn’t seen Strum in twenty
years… where does the time go?
Heading
back towards Charing Cross station my friend John Dryland,
who works for Frontiers Records, the company that issued
Vince’s recent solo album, ‘Tattoos And Tequila’,
chased me down the street and proposed a swift half. ‘Why
the heck not?’, I thought. The sun was over the
yardarm and in an hour or two I will be heading off to
Brentford for palace’s pre-season friendly. The
weekend starts here…
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Wednesday
28th July
Not
only are my beloved Crystal Palace are due to exit administration
during the next few days but star striker Darren Ambrose
has spurned all approaches from QP-Haha to ink a new three-year
deal. With both of these great pieces of news in mind,
last night eldest son Eddie and I made the short journey
across south London for a pre-season with Bromley. Although
Ambrose was among the Eagles’ starting line-up the
game finished goalless – how on earth I’ll
never know, though it says plenty that Bromley’s
keeper Foderingham was the Man Of The Match. I cannot
wait for the 2010/’11 campaign to begin in a little
more than a week.
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Tuesday
27th July
Today’s
postal haul included a copy of All Pens Blazing Volume
II, Neil Daniels’ second book of interviews with
music writers. The sequel includes many of my workmates
past and present, including Phil Alexander, Robyn Doreian,
Paul ‘Chesney’ Rees, Scott Rowley, Steve ‘Krusher’
Joule, Jon Hotten, Chris Ingham, Darren Sadler and Mick
Wall, also Harry Doherty, Metal Hammer’s first editor
and the man who – for better or worse – was
responsible for ‘discovering’ me in the employ
of a pop magazine at IPC Magazines during the mid-80s.
“We did get drunk quite a lot,” Doherty tells
Daniels of those apocalyptic early days working for the
Hammer, a declaration of almost unparalleled understatement.
I will never, ever forget Harry interrupting one of Hammer’s
legendary alcohol-fuelled editorial meetings to take a
call from Sandra Casali, a lovely PR for EMI Records.
“Yeshhh, Shhaaaandra, we’d love to do an interview
with Marrrrillll…. Marrrr…. Maaahhh”,
he said, unable to get his tongue around the word he sought,
finally opting for: “Fish’s band” instead.
If Volume II is half as fascinating as its predecessor
it’ll be well worth reading.
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Monday
26th July
I’m absolutely shattered. During the last part
of my journey home from High Voltage day #2, having trudged
what must have been miles from stage to stage during the
previous 48 hours, it was all I could do to place one
aching foot in front of the other. However, exhaustion
didn’t affect the happiness I felt. The first HV
was a big, big success. Okay, some glitches need ironing
out but that’s the same with any inaugural festival.
Unlike day #1, which I’d earmarked for settling
in and doing some socialising, yesterday involved reviewing
a few bands. However, my resolution of ‘no drinking,
it’s work time’ didn’t last long. The
day felt much better for a hair of the dog Diamond White
as I travelled site-wards on the Docklands Light Railway.
First up on the Prog Stage, The Reasoning
put on a strong display, their potency going through the
roof as the front of house adapted to the group’s
depth of sound. Talking to Roy Davis of Shy and his wife
Jacqui at the Main Stage in wait of the Quireboys, who
I was set to cover for Classic Rock, the day’s first
major annoyance arrived. The stage times had been changed.
F**k! So I turned tail and dash back to the Prog Stage
to catch a few numbers of Martin Turner’s
Wishbone Ash. By this point my pal Andy Beare
and I had been joined by Mrs Ling, who wanted to hear
MTWA’s tribute to ‘Argus’ – our
‘courting’ album (ahem… apologies if
that conjures up any uncomfortable images – it seemed
to do so when I informed Turner – LOL!!).
With former manager Phil Mogg watching stage-side, The
Quireboys were the perfect act to kick-start
Day #2 on the Main Stage. “Good afternoon, let me
see you raise your glasses in their air,” cried
the irrepressible Spike, slurring: “If you clap
your hands, Guy Griffin will by you all a drink.”
Having dedicated the excellent ‘I Don’t Love
You Anymore’ to fallen snooker ace Hurricane Higgins,
ex-guitarist Guy Bailey (“Yes, he’s still
alive!” giggled Spike) joined in for the final singalong
of ‘Seven O’Clock’.
My heart went out to UFO, whose set was
plagued by equipment problems. No sooner had Monsewer
Mogg vowed to cut down on the chatter and squeeze in as
many tunes as possible than Vinnie Moore’s guitar
gave up and died during the intro to ‘Only You Can
Rock Me’. “You see, this is why we never made
it onto The X Factor,” remarked Phil drily. But
with roadies running around everywhere, a minute became
two, then five, then six, and one began to fear the problem
would not be fixed. Not so, thankfully. But with the guitar
continuing to drop in and out of the mix, the band had
to somehow nurse their set over the finishing line. Mogg
crossed his fingers theatrically towards the audience
as Moore prepared to launch into ‘Rock Bottom’s
legendary guitar solo, and when the sound failed once
more the guitarist quite rightly threw his hands in the
air. Aside from the gremlins, the injustice was two-fold.
Why on earth were a band of UFO’s quality and popularity
so low on the bill? Let’s have them back next year
to show what they can **really** do.
One of the day’s funniest moments came when I introduced
my friend Neil Pudney to Fish: the look of ‘New-underpants-please’
incredulity as he realised whose hand he was shaking was
a genuine picture. Sadly, I could only watch a few numbers
of Bachman & Turner, but they were
fabulous; all cowbells, stomping riffs and grizzled vocals.
I would urge anyone that liked BTO to pick up Randy and
Fred’s album when it drops next month. Caught a
bit of Ted Turner’s solo set in
the VIP area… a mixture of slide guitars and bongos
– not what I expected. Over at a packed-out Prog
Stage, Uriah Heep, on the other hand,
offered everything I’d hoped. Revising their classic
‘Demons & Wizards’ album in its entirety
for the very first time with the sterling assistance of
Micky Moody on slide guitar, their set was one of the
day’s revelations. Much to the amusements of Messrs
Beare, Pudney and Prog magazine’s Nick Shilton,
I came over all misty-eyed and had to seek refreshment
in the beer tent.
After watching a couple of songs by The Strawbs
in the VIP area, it was back to the Main Stage.
The fact that Joe Elliott’s Down ‘N’
Outz were up against Opeth and Agent ensured
a surprisingly sparse crowd, but the music was excellent.
“These songs have waited 35 years for an audience,
and we’re proud to bring them to you,” beamed
Elliott. Ian Hunter joined the band for ‘Once Bitten
Twice Shy and ‘Why Do You Love’, but by that
point I was already looking at my watch. The band had
used 78 of their allotted 80 minutes and still hadn’t
played ‘All The Way From Memphis’, ‘Roll
Away The Stone’ or ‘All The Young Dudes’.
I turned to Andy as said: “It would take a big man
to throw Joe Elliott and Ian Hunter off a stage”,
but that’s exactly what happened. A disembodied
voice announced: “Thank you very much, Down ‘N’
Outz”, and the power was cut. Joe and Ian looked
gobsmacked and for a moment I thought Hunter was gonna
swing his acoustic at somebody’s head. In football
parlance, no doubt it went off in the tunnel afterwards,
also in the dressing room. The miscalculation was the
band’s own fault, but the ugly way their set was
terminated – the mics could at least have been turned
back on to allow them to say goodbye – was utterly
disrespectful.
Adding
insult to injury, the stage remained empty for 10 full
minutes once it had been readied for Emerson,
Lake & Palmer’s first gig in 12 years.
Having seen them just once before, this was to be my own
crowning moment at High Voltage. Things began messily,
opener ‘Karn Evil 9 First Impression Pt 2’
being ever so slightly rushed, not to mention slapdash
thanks to nerve damage in Keith Emerson’s right
hand causing some fluffed notes. But by ‘Bitches
Crystal’, things had settled down nicely. Like the
rest of the crowd I was gobsmacked by Greg Lake’s
girth, also the seemingly casual power and richness of
the bassist’s voice. The set-list was all over the
place, though. ‘Take A Pebble’ morphed into
a piano solo from Emerson before Lake and Carl Palmer
picked things up again with ‘Stones Of Years’,
from ‘Tarkus’, ruining all hope of seeing
the masterpiece performed the way it was done in 1971.
Worse still, the cantankerous Lake was engaged in proving
that ELP were/are prima donnas, petulantly bellowing:
“Feedback! Feedback! Feedback!” during the
latter. However, the inevitable encore finale of ‘Fanfare
For The Common Man’ and ‘Rondo’, complete
with Palmer’s drum solo and a bout of knife-keyboard
interaction from Emerson, was simply out of this world.
Will we see ELP onstage again? Frankly, given the group’s
body language, also the fact that they have always been
their own worst critics (which is indeed saying something!),
I doubt it.
On
the other hand, High Voltage 2011 is already being booked.
I, for one, will not be missing it for all the cider in
Taunton.
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Sunday
25th July
I’m home from the first day of the High Voltage
festival – just enough time to grab some food, clean
my teeth, check the emails and head straight out of the
door for day #2, so will keep this short and sweet. My
biggest advance concern – the crossovers of so many
stage times – was indeed an annoyance and will need
to be fixed for the 2011 event, but it’s better
to have too many good bands, as opposed to the alternative,
right? Despite the crowds outside my friend Andy Beare
and I gained admission to the site with ease (the advantage
of a VIP pass), just in time to join the early-birds in
watching Touchstone. Their sound was a bit thin
but I liked them a lot, and two or three songs was all
it took for Monsewer Beare to fall in love with their
flame-haired lead singer Kim Seviour.
Black
Spiders clashed with The Union, which was frustrating,
so we watched a few numbers by the former (who, it must
be said, rocked heartily), before heading to the Main
Stage to check out Mr Morley’s new outfit. It seemed
as though Peter Shoulder had enjoyed a few pre-gig sherries,
but f**k me… what a voice. The band’s debut
album has struck a major chord with yours truly, and it
was great to hear its selections performed with such conviction.
Arriving in the VIP area we were greeted by none other
than an extremely chirpy Fish, snapping away with his
camera. Bigelf sounded amazing on the Prog Stage,
but there was only time to hear them play ‘The Evils
Of Rock ‘N’ Roll’ before Gary Moore
began. And here’s where it started to go pear-shaped.
I’d been led to believe that Moore was playing a
hard rock set. Sadly, and perhaps inevitably given the
way he did the exact same thing at the ‘indoor’
Monsters Of Rock in 2003, he seemed sworn to do the least
possible rocking in the maximum possible time, going through
the motions in a quite shameless manner and even signing
off with ‘Walking By Myself’. Having committed
myself to watching this tripe, a major pitfall of HV quickly
became evident: Make one ill-judged decision and the distances
between the stages ensure that you blow the chance of
watching two more decent bands.
Foreigner
were, for me, the group of the day – in fact, possibly
the whole weekend. Playing a solitary song from their
new album, ‘Can’t Slow Down’ –
its excellent title cut – and ending with a choir-enhanced
‘I Want To Know What Love Is’, their energy,
enthusiasm and sheer pizzazz provided the perfect antidote
to Moore’s snoorefest. Thank the Lord.
The
guys from UFO arrived in the VIP area a day early for
their Sunday appearance, along with their webmistress
Batttttty (the very kind and long-suffering individual
who also oversees these very pages – three cheers
and a box of Ferrero Rocher, etc). Drummer Andy Parker
was heartily amused by my union jack shorts, even texting
his wife at home in America with a photograph. Bastard.
The
much-anticipated farewell to Heaven And Hell was
enjoyable, though perhaps less stellar than I expected.
The outpouring of love from co-frontmen Glenn Hughes and
Jørn Lande did Ronnie James Dio proud, as did Wendy
Dio’s tearful speech, and the show was a good send-off,
but sparks didn’t fly – not for yours truly.
However the set’s conclusion did provide HV with
its own ‘Jarvis Cocker at the Brits’ moment
when Down’s Phil Anselmo, who’d been watching
side-stage ran on and seized the microphone from Hughes
during the encore of ‘Neon Knights’. Despite
putting his arm around the tattooed, muscle-bound interloper
and gazing imploringly into the wings, Glenn seemed to
mistake Anselmo for some punter who’d made it onstage,
his phased expression seeming to cry out: “SECURITY!”
Almost as chucklesome as the part which saw Hughes sing
into the wrong end of the microphone – true! However,
the tribute show was performed with 101% conviction and
sincerity. Somewhere, somehow, I’m sure Ronnie James
Dio will have been looking down and smiling.
Under
cover of darkness, headliners ZZ Top made enough
mistakes to scupper the it’s-all-on-tape conspiracy
theorists (and, believe me, I know quite a few of those!).
I liked the way their roadies came out and lit a cigar
for each band member during the final song, ‘Tush’,
but despite rounding up their hits and the best bits from
the classic albums the group’s 90-minute display
was just a little too one-paced for its own good –
losing significant momentum with an extremely tedious
Jimi Hendrix tribute segment.
On
the whole, though, a stupendous day…
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Saturday
24th July
I’ve
been a fan of Swedish proggers Black Bonzo since my friend
and neighbour James Endeacott tipped me off about them
circa their self-titled debut album in 2004. The quintet
have now cut three albums of a delightful, Heep-influenced
brand of psychedelic hard rock, but last night was my
first opportunity to witness them onstage.
Upon
entering the Luminaire, a fairly small venue in Kilburn,
a familiar ditty tickled the earlobes. “Who’s
that covering ‘Dust In The Wind’ by Kansas?”
I wondered. It was none other than current Frost*/former
Darwin’s Radio frontman Dec Burke, already midway
through an intimate one-man solo show. Then, unexpectedly,
‘Dust…’s fragile beauty was interrupted
by an angst-ridden, sustained vocal note – “aaaah,
I forgot the chord!” – and the place erupted
with laughter. ‘Saline’, from Frost’s
second album, ‘Experiments In Mass Appeal’,
was performed in stripped-down form, followed by Transatlantic’s
‘We All Need Some Light’. Besides being a
gifted singer, Burke is also something of a comedian,
it seems. “Hello Mr Piano, you bastard,” he
exclaimed, switching his attention from the acoustic guitar.
Ending with a creditable attempt at ‘Black Hole
Sun’ by Soundgarden’, this was a performance
I wish I’d have known about in advance.
Black
Bonzo began to a painfully deafening silence, but despite
the tentative entrance and a tendency to venture too far
into territory already explored by Heep (check out ‘Lady
Of The Light’ and ‘New Day Dawning’
for examples of classic Uriah-style shuffles in the ‘Easy
Livin’’ vein), in the long run their set was
excellent. With short hair and sporting a sparkly scarf
around his neck, Magnus Lindgren didn’t exactly
project the conventional rock star image – indeed,
guitarist Joakim Karlsson is the only band member you’d
mistake for a musician – though Lindgren displayed
sufficient charisma, facial grimaces and physical contortions
to keep things interesting. The highly rhythmic ‘Iscariot’
reminded me a little of It Bites (never a bad thing!),
but mostly the group’s sound is indebted to the
multi-part vocals and swirling Hammond organ of Hensley-era
Heep, not forgetting a smattering of King Crimson, Deep
Purple and, at their most gentle, Wishbone Ash. A three-song
encore, concluded by the end segment of David Bowie’s
‘Memory Of A Free Festival’, surprised the
event’s compere and many of the homeward-bound crowd,
but was richly deserved. This was only the group’s
second visit to the UK and their debut show within London’s
boundaries, which explained the miserly turnout, but I
hope they’ll be back – soon! Here’s
what was played: ‘The Well’, ‘Fantasy
World’, ‘Iscariot’, ‘Because I
Love You’, ‘Zephyr’, ‘Guillotine
Drama’, ‘Where The River Meets The Sea’,
‘Lady Of The Light’, ‘Sudden Changer’
and ‘Supersonic Man’, plus ‘New Day
Dawning’, ‘Jailbait’ and ‘Memory
Of A Free Festival (Excerpt)’.
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Friday
23rd July
Attended
yesterday’s Wishbone/Heep rehearsal
for a while, which was fun, though didn’t get to
stay for as long as I hoped. In the evening I went to
the newly refurbished Borderline to see Joe Elliott and
the Down ‘N’ Outz. Elliott’s tribute
to all things Mott is heart-felt undoubtedly altruistic,
and I’m pleased that ‘My Re Generation’
has been picking up some positive reviews. The band certainly
has fun onstage, and their thunderous rendition of Elton’s
‘Funeral For A Friend’/‘Love Lies Bleeding’
is a great way to commence any show. “This is a
song we might well do on Volume Two’ [of ‘MRG’],”
Elliott announced before the group tore into ‘Whizz
Kid’, from 1973’s ‘Mott’. The
best bit came during the three-song encore. Joe kept beckoning
someone at the side of the stage to come and join in;
indeed, somebody that saw a printed set-list told me it
mentioned a mooted guest appearance of Brian May. Finally,
though, Ian Hunter strode on and took the mic for ‘All
The Young Dudes’, sending the sold-out venue mad
with joy. “This is how to finish a gig,” beamed
Joe. Quite right, too. Here’s the set-list: ‘Funeral
For A Friend’/‘Love Lies Bleeding’,
‘One More Chance To Run’, ‘Golden Opportunity’,
‘Storm’, ‘Overnight Angels’, ‘Whizz
Kid’, ‘Shouting And Pointing’, ‘Who
Do You Love’, ‘One Of The Boys’, ‘England
Rocks’, ‘By Tonight’, ‘Rock ‘N’
Roll Queen’ and ‘Good Times’, plus ‘All
The Way From Memphis’, ‘Roll Away The Stone’
and ‘All The Young Dudes’.
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Thursday
22nd July
Must
keep it brief as the clock is ticking and there’s
plenty to pack in. After lunch I shall be taking a sneaky
peek at Uriah Heep and Martin Turner’s Wishbone
Ash rehearsing their sets for the weekend’s High
Voltage Festival. Heep are, of course, going to be
playing ‘Demons And Wizards’ in its entirety,
with a slide guitar cameo from Micky Moody, whilst MTWA
and guest star Ted Turner are set to revise the classic
‘Argus’. Afterwards I have a 4pm meeting about
a very exciting, top secret project, and then it will
be time to enjoy a few liveners before Joe Elliott’s
Down ‘N’ Outz’ own HV warm-up at the
Borderline. Busy, busy, busy!
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Wednesday
21st July
Ooooh,
how exciting. Release details of the recordings of Opeth’s
recent 20th anniversary concert in London (for the Ling
verdict see Diary, April 6) are available. Confusingly
titled ‘In Live Concert At The Royal Albert Hall’
(‘In Live Concert…’??!!), Roadrunner
are to issue three separate formats on September 21, including
a boxed set featuring a double-disc DVD and four x 180-gram
vinyl platters of the entire gig, plus a 20-page booklet
and signed lithograph. Classy, baby!!
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Tuesday
20th July
For
the past couple of evenings, with no gigs on the horizon,
my nose has been super-glued to the pages of an excellent
biography of one of my all-time favourite groups, The
Sweet. Dave Thompson’s Block Buster! (Cherry Red
Books, £14.99) tells the band’s story with
affection and honesty in a nice free-flowing style. I
only met their now long deceased drummer Mick Tucker on
a couple of occasions, but he’s my kind of tell-it-like-it-is
rock star. Famously, Sweet were forbidden by songwriters
Chinn and Chapman from playing on their earliest hits.
So nobody could blame Tucker for a display of gallows
humour when a former label attempted to trump the release
of the group’s debut LP, ‘Funny How Sweet
Co Co Can Be’, by cobbling together a cash-in collection
of long-lost, flop 45s. “It must have been awful
being a Sweet fan in the early days,” grimaced the
percussionist sagely. “Two albums to chose from,
and they’re both shit.” Brilliant stuff.
Having
reviewed it for the upcoming issue of Prog, I cannot stop
playing the first new music from Spock’s Beard in
four years. To be issued in Europe via Mascot Records
on August 30 and titled ‘X’, it’s the
US neo-progressive act’s tenth studio release –
their fourth since the departure of Neal Morse. Superb
songs, wondrous vocals, immaculate musicianship, crashing
highs and contemplative lows… this has it all.
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Monday 19th July
What
a pisser – it seems that Pearl Jam are **not** going
on an extended hiatus after all. A few days ago, winding
up a show in Portugal that signalled the end of the Seattle
band’s current world tour, Eddie Vedder told the
audience: “Thank you coming to our last show. Not
our last ever, but our last for a long time.” There
was I preparing the bunting and looking up the number
of the off license – I cannot abide Vedder’s
woeful, whiny, tembly voice or his endless self-pity –
when a publicist had to spoil it all. “[Eddie] says
that at the end of all tours because the tour has ended,”
reveals the heartless flunky. “The remark may have
gotten a little lost in translation.” FFS!
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Sunday
18th July
A quick word about Chelsea fans – a conceited,
ignorant and despicable bunch of supporters (that last
word is used with extreme license) that now run Manure
pretty close in the ‘Kill the whole fuggin’
lot of ’em stakes’. Actually I take that back;
I do know a handful of decent Chelsea fans that are genuine
fans of the game, but they represent a tiny minority.
New money traditionally brings out the worst in people
and Chelski, whose spoiled followers yesterday descended
upon Selhurst Park (many from within walking distance),
are no exception. In the pubs and clubs we had to endure
their loud and smug debate of how many goals they would
murder Crystal Palace by. “Oh, at least six.”
“Fuck that, I’ll go for ten.” This was
for a pre-season friendly, remember.
In
the end, Chelski won by a solitary 60th minute goal from
Michael Essien. With the same player lashing a hefty shot
against the bar it could have been more, though Palace
had second half chances of their own to restore parity.
We are going to have to sign a striker or two before the
season begins. Both sides were below their usual strengths,
though being back at Selhurst in glorious sunshine with
a crowd of more than 20,000 was an enormous amount of
fun, and I loved singing “We support our local team”
and “Where were you when you were shit?” at
the opponents, who benevolently declined their share of
the gate receipts. For that, if nothing else, I hold the
current Premier League Champions in high esteem.
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Saturday
17th July
The
new issue of Classic Rock is here. I sat in the garden
and enjoyed some sunshine whilst flicking through its
contents, the newly arrived 25th anniversary edition of
Uriah Heep’s ‘Equator’ audible via the
open kitchen window (my neighbours love me!!). I’d
love to see the look on W Axl Rose’s face when a
butler reads him Geoff Barton’s two-page review
of the alleged Guns N’ Roses performance at the
Sweden Rock Festival – talk about dealing it out
with both barrels, Geoffrey. But, I suspect, every word
is true. Elsewhere, Boss Barton also found the time to
visit Warsaw and view ‘The Big Four’ of Thrash’s
decimation of Sonisphere, hanging out with all the participants.
Once again, tremendous reading. Dom Lawson has awarded
the new Iron Maiden album (their 15th) nine out of a possible
ten. Dom loves Maiden (almost) as much as I do, though
I’ve yet to clock ears on ‘The Final Frontier’.
I will admit to being disappointed by ‘El Dorado’,
a track that the band allowed to be downloaded for free,
so here’s hoping that Dom will once again be proven
correct on August 16.
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Friday
16th July
Last
night was spent enjoying some gossip and supping vast quantities
of white wine at central London’s Crobar. Thanks to
my old mucker Steve Hammonds, I returned home clutching
finished copies of the first Tokyo Blade album and Little
Angels’ ‘Too Posh To Mosh’, also the new
deluxe, double-disc edition of Magnum’s ‘On
A Storyteller’s Night’, all of which have sleeve
notes penned by yours truly. A package from Derek Oliver
containing two new Rock
Randy Records releases has also just dropped onto the
mat. I’ve had the vinyl of Steve Walsh of Kansas’
‘Schemer Dreamer’ and the self-titled solo debut
from Boston’s Barry Goudreau for aeons, it will be
good to hear them in re-mastered form. _
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Thursday 15th July
I’ve
just received two pieces of astonishing news, both of
which I’m unable to share at this stage. Sorry.
One is rather shocking and concerns the Heavy Metal Kids,
the other made me grin from ear to ear. In fact, I almost
donned my near-legendary pink suit and frugged around
the room with joy. All shall be revealed as soon as possible,
you have my word.
Yesterday’s
schedule included a phone interview with Justin Hayward.
I’d very briefly met the singer
of the Moody Blues thanks to an introduction from
John Payne, but our first interview was great –
the 63-year-old is an intelligent and immensely likable
bloke. I will make a point of checking out his band at
the O2 Arena on September 24.
In
the evening, having had my ear bent in the pub following
last Friday’s FM gig, I jumped on a bus to the New
Cross Inn to check out a local band called Six
Second Silence. Though still unsigned, the quartet
have a decent repertoire of songs that nods in the direction
of Nickelback, Alter Bridge, Papa Roach and early Lostprophets.
They’re still some way off the finished article,
that’s for sure, but a few ciders were sunk in the
company of my mates Kev McDempster and Andy Beare during
a great night out.
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Wednesday
14th July
I
dropped by the Crystal Palace box office en route to last
night’s pre-season with Crawley Town, my first visit
to Selhurst since the club’s much publicised financial
problems were resolved. It was reassuring to know that the
place is still standing. Picked up some tickets for the
weekend’s game with Chelski. Down at Crawley I shared
some pre-game drinkies with my fellow Eagles fanatic Neil
Pudney and a good buddy from Liverpool, deejay Kevin McDempster,
who was in town for some business meetings. The game was
absolute pants. Despite fielding a fairly strong side with
a nucleus of 1st teamers (the faithful Speroni, Neil Danns,
Paddy McCarthy, Alan Lee…), a wonder-goal from Matt
Tubbs ensured that Palace lost 1-0 to the Conference Leaguers.
But it was good to see the team attempting to keep the ball
on the deck. The mix of old, new and assorted trialists
will take a while to knit; Rome wasn’t built in a
day.
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Tuesday
13th July
I’ve
been working my way through a huge pile of advance CDs. Simply
cannot stop playing the self-titled debut from Bachman & Turner
(Cadiz Music, September 6), which has several absolutely corking
songs that make me just want to dash out and buy a new wardrobe
of checked lumberjack shirts. The long-awaited, eponymously-named
first album from The Union (Payola Records, August 30) is another
first-rate release. I’m struck with wonderment by ‘Alive’,
a solo record from Ed Kowalczyk, frontman of Pennsylvania’s
Live (Edel, August 23). NWOBHM-ers Marseille are back with ‘Unfinished
Business’ (Gas Station Music, September), as good-time a
metal record as you’re likely to hear in 2010. And last
but not least, ‘Red Velvet Car’ (Eagle, August 30),
the first new studio album from Heart in six years, has become
another turntable regular here at Ling Towers. P.S.
The new issue of Prog is here, with a magnificent Rush cover.
It offers so much to read (ELP, Transatlantic, Mike Oldfield,
Hawkwind, Bigelf), I barely know where to start. Sadly, there’s
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Monday
12th July
Paul
the octopus called it right – again. It says plenty of
a decidedly lacklustre World Cup 2010 that a so-called ‘psychic’,
aquarium-dwelling mollusc could became one of its biggest stars.
Paul was such a media phenomenon that his ‘draw’
– choosing a mussel from one of two boxes bearing the
flags of the final’s competing nations – was actually
covered on live TV. Kinda puts the contribution of Wayne Rooney,
who did absolutely sweet FA in South Africa, into context…
doesn’t it?
But
I digress, Paul was once again correct and last night the Spaniards
lifted the trophy in extra time, a strike four minutes from
time by Andres Iniesta avoiding the distasteful prospect of
seeing the trophy awarded a brand new home via the lottery of
a penalty shoot-out. Although I had started out supporting Holland,
the Orangemen’s strong-arm tactics were appalling and
by the end my allegiance had switched. Spain’s diving
and petulance were equally repugnant though, and for a so-called
showcase fixture it seemed like too much time was spent with
the players kicking lumps out of each other or theatrically
falling over and trying to get their opponents booked. The beautiful
game? I don’t think so. Roll on Crystal Palace’s
2010/11 campaign in the nPower Championship… **that’s
what I call football!**
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Saturday
10th July
Awoke
dehydrated, fully clothed and feeling dog-rough on the living
room sofa at 5.30am after last night’s FM gig. With temperatures
having reached 23° here in the South-East, yesterday was
the year’s hottest day so far. I may well have over-compensated
with the cider, hahaha. But what the heck, the show was brilliant.
With Leigh Matty in outstanding voice, Romeo’s Daughter
set the bar for the night’s entertainment. Their eight-song
display was based upon the 1988’s wondrous self-titled
debut (‘Heaven In The Back Seat’, ‘Velvet
Tongue’, ‘I Cry Myself To Sleep At Night’,
‘Wild Child’, ‘Hymn (Look Through Golden Eyes)’
and ‘Don’t Break My Heart’), but also including
one track from the second album (‘Attracted To The Animal’)
and a preview of a brand new record that’s due next year
(‘Bittersweet’). That they took to the stage in
virtual silence but departed with the Islington Academy’s
cheers ringing in their ears says it all to me.
The
hall had filled up nicely by the time that FM arrived, slightly
earlier than advertised, and it was hard to find fault with
a 90-minute set which included five tracks from the acclaimed
comeback disc, ‘Metropolis’. Steve Overland’s
singing was simply stunning throughout and guitarist Jim Kirkpatrick
is looking more and more at home with each passing gig. I swear
the earth moved during an encore rendition of ‘Frozen
Heart’. Afterwards, in the Weatherspoons pub across the
road, in between arguing about which was the best FM album –
‘Indiscreet’ or ‘Aphrodisiac’? –
my friend Andy Beare and I also mused upon whether the group
was superior in its 1980s heyday or current reunited state.
Given the way the alcohol impaired our usually finely honed
debating skills, it was impossible to reach a mutually satisfactory
verdict. But one thing’s for certain: There are few better
live attractions in this country than the mighty FM right now.
Here’s the set-list: ‘Wild Side’, ‘Face
To Face’, ‘That Girl’, ‘Don’t
Stop’, ‘Only The Strong’, ‘Blood And
Gasoline’, ‘Hollow’, ‘Metropolis’/‘Over
You’, ‘Flamingo Road’, ‘Hard Day In
Hell’, ‘All Or Nothing’, ‘Burning My
Heart Down’ and ‘American Girls’, plus ‘Frozen
Heart’, ‘Bad Luck Finding A Lager’ and ‘Heard
It Through The Grapevine’.
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Friday
9th July
There
I was making my son’s sandwiches for school and grooving
around to ‘Move It On Over’ by George Thorogood
& The Destroyers on Alice Cooper’s usually excellent
Planet
Rock Radio breakfast show. “Alice is playing some
great music today,” I thought. Then without warning I
leapt across the room to snap the ‘off’ button as
the irritating strains of an REM song began to fill the kitchen.
Why on earth do Planet Rock do that?!? I fail to understand
why they insist on giving precious air time to acts such as
REM and U2, who are featured on just about every other radio
station in existence. The whole point of Planet Rock is to play
classic rock music, surely? Not nauseating pop with delusions
of grandeur. It makes me mad! You might have noticed. At least
the postie just delivered a double-disc of Hawkwind’s
rather good new studio album ‘Blood Of The Earth’,
which has my sleeve notes. Along
with the prospect of some serious cider guzzling at tonight’s
FM/Romeo’s Daughter gig, that removed the sour taste from
my mouth.
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Thursday
8th July
So
it’s Holland or Spain for the 2010 World Cup. I drank
some lovely ice-cold wine during last night’s semi-final
between Germany and the Spaniards, cheering loudly as Carlos
Puyol’s bullet header rippled the German net. Having played
such a superb passing game, to which their opponents had no
real reply, Spain’s victory was thoroughly deserved. The
Germans homeward bound, I don’t really mind who wins Sunday’s
final. With a brand new name to be etched onto the famous trophy,
all I’m hoping for is a good, entertaining game.
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Wednesday
7th July
More
than a week since my last live gig, I was champing at the bit
for last nite’s show from Garcia Plays Kyuss. Vocalist
Garcia has received a hit and miss response to his Kyuss-themed
European run, some dismissing it as a shameless rip-off, but
here in London there were enough excited punters to pack out
the Electric Ballroom in Camden. This may have had something
to do with the fact that earlier in the trek, at the Hellfest
in France, John was joined onstage by bassist Nick Olivieri
and drummer Brant Bjork, thus reuniting three-quarters of the
desert-rockers’ classic line-up. Garcia had dropped some
very broad hints of further Kyuss action, but in the end the
show’s only special guests was Orange Goblin’s Ben
Ward who sang on ‘Supa Scoopa And The Mighty Scoop’
and ‘Allen’s Wrench’… no disrespect
to Ben, but a bit of an anti-climax all things considered. Nevertheless,
the 100-minute set-list was well selected (its only non-Kyuss
offering being a final goodbye of ‘Pilot The Dune’,
by Slo Burn) and Garcia’s backing musicians – guitarist
Bruno Fevery, bassist Jacques de Haard and drummer Rob Snijders
– were tight and enthusiastic. Like me, some of the Metal
Hammer posse felt that they were perhaps a little too clean
sound-wise, but as Art Ed James Isaacs so rightly points out:
“the Kyuss vibe was very of its time and hard to replicate
without a petrol generator and a head full of peyote!”
The place went absolutely bananas for GPG, bellowing out all
the lyrics, my only real complaint being that Garcia spoiled
the surprise of Holland’s fine World Cup victory by revealing
the score (most likely in honour of his band-mates; with surnames
like Snijders they had to be Dutchmen). Here’s the set-list:
‘Molten Universe’, ‘Thumb’, ‘Hurricane’,
‘One Inch Man’, ‘Freedom Run’, ‘Asteroid’,
‘Odyssey’, ‘Gloria Lewis’, ‘100°’,
‘Spaceship Landing’, ‘Demon Cleaner’,
‘Supa Scoopa And The Mighty Scoop’, ‘Allen’s
Wrench’, ‘Whitewater’, ‘Gardenia’
and ‘Green Machine’, with encores of ‘El Rodeo’
and ‘Pilot The Dune’.
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Tuesday
6th July
Justin
Hawkins has shot down rumours spread by The Sun that the Dorkness
are on the verge of reuniting. “Whoever paid this ‘source’
should really ask for their money back, because what they have
bought is essentially horse shit,” tweets Hawkins. Phew!
I believe in a thing called eardrums, and I’d rather keep
mine intact without your Goddamn squawking, thank you very much.
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Monday 5th July
Due
to the Wold Cup and the festival season gigs have been somewhat
thin on the ground of late, though things are starting to get
busy again with Garcia Plays Kyuss on Tuesday night, also a
couple of FM shows in Cardiff and London. I’ve been asked
to point out that anyone wishing to view the online feed of
the Romeo’s Daughter concert at Winstanley College on
Wednesday can do so by logging on here
and following the links.
Last
night I spent some time in front of the gogglebox. BBC4’s
Forever Young: How Rock ‘N’ Roll Grew Up, a documentary
that attempted to probe why so many musicians are still rocking
in their sixties, was fascinating. Its premise seemed to be
that Live Aid extended the lifespan of a whole generation of
artists, making them sexy again. Besides using footage of The
Who singing “hope I die before I get old” then and
now, many of the ‘usual suspects’, including Lemmy,
Rock Wakeman, Iggy Pop, Robert Wyatt, Eric Burdon, Procol’s
Gary Brooker and veteran writer Nick Kent, were interviewed.
“How is it possible to stop?” responded Lemmy to
a question from the background interviewer, adding: “[This
is] not what I do anymore, it’s who I am.” I had
to admire the honesty of Iggy Pop, who volunteered: “I
don’t think I can write a rock song like I used to. I
can sing it good, but writing a new one, it’s hard. You
don’t have the same amount of animal energy.” The
fact remains, though, that the rock ‘n’ roll rule
book is being re-written with every passing day. “In two
hundred years’ time, will people be sitting around in
aquatic shopping malls, listening to ‘Comfortably Numb’?”
wondered Robyn Hitchcock. “I dunno wait and see.”
I
also watched, and enjoyed, ITV’s Gazza’s Tears:
The Night That Changed Football, which used a not dissimilar
theory to suggest that Italia 90 – which saw Bobby Robson’s
initially reviled England side progress to the Semi Finals of
the World Cup – helped to reinvigorate the supposedly
beautiful game of today (Premier League, all seater stadiums,
etc). Watching that free kick from outside the box loop horrendously
into the air and sneak under Peter Shilton’s crossbar,
it all came flooding back. I almost welled up. Is it really
20 years since it actually **meant something** for the players
to pull on an England shirt? I guess so…
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Sunday
4th July
Picked
up some nice bargains at the Orpington Record Fair; a mint condition
vinyl of Spirit’s third album, 1969’s ‘Clear’,
for 50 pence, a Chicago collection that I didn’t own,
the self-titled debut from Aviator (featuring ex-Tull drummer
Clive Bunker, not the US AOR gods of the same name) and, most
amusingly of all, a horrid-looking record from Steelover, a
German metal combo from the ’80s that featured original
Scorpions drummer Rudy Lenners. Its sleeve illustration of a
female vampire temptress, on her knees, chained and sporting
fishnets and thigh-high boots, was so embarrassing that I didn’t
dare remove it from my bag on the bus. I bet it will be excruciatingly
bad, destined to be played once then filed away between Steelhouse
Lane and Steel Panther, but for 50p I had to have it.
Receiving
plenty of CDs in the mail, I tend to concentrate on vinyl at
record fairs. This time, with birthday dough burning a hole
in my pocket, I invested in some interesting-looking live releases,
including a Nazareth disc (‘Telegram – Live In London,
18th June 1985’), ‘All Proud, All Live, All Mighty’,
a double set of The Almighty’s February ’08 gig
at the Astoria, and ‘Live In The USA’ by the John
Payne-fronted line-up of Asia. On closer investigation of the
latter, I was annoyed that discover I already owned it under
an alternative title of ‘Live In Philadelphia’.
To quote Derek & Clive, if only people would fucking label
things properly…
On
the trip home I was perplexed to read that Fabio Crapello is
to remain in charge of England despite a disastrous World Cup
campaign. Paid a whopping £6 million per year, the 64-year-old
made the nation a laughing stock… how many of us would
retain our jobs if we underperformed the way the Italian’s
representatives did in South Africa? Answers on a postcard…
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Saturday
3rd July
Unable
to decide which team I wanted to win – or, more honestly,
the one that most deserved a darned good stuffing - I passed
on this afternoon’s Word Cup Quarter-Final to watch England’s
final one-dayer against Australia. Big mistake. The Aussies
eased past Strauss’ men to make the result of the already
conceded series look semi-respectable. On the other hand, the
highlights of Germany 4, Argentina 0 (yes, big fat zero) looked
fabulous. Oh, how I savoured the look of astonished woe plastered
across Ma****nna’s face at the full-time whistle. The
Krauts were worryingly good, but I am behind the Netherlands
for the rest of the competition.
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Friday
2nd July
Not
only is it a gloriously sunny day here in London it’s
also my birthday so having been granted a little extra time
to deliver my High Voltage programme copy, I’ve been taking
it (slightly) easy. Mrs L has bought me a fantastic T-shirt
sporting the letters C-P-F-C in the AC/DC logo. I cannot wait
to wear it to the pre-season friendlies which begin next week
at Crawley Town. After watching my youngest son’s sports
day for a while I sat down in the garden to read a book. A few
weeks ago I picked up Rat Salad: Black Sabbath, The Classic
Years 1969-1975 for four quid at the Record & Tape Exchange.
It’s a good, thorough read, examining the minutiae on
Sabbath’s first six albums, pointedly excluding ‘Technical
Ecstasy’ and ‘Never Say Die’, both of which
deemed too “lacklustre” for inclusion by author
Paul Wilkinson. Wilkinson knows his subject better than most.
He points out that only five words exceed two syllables on entire
‘Black Sabbath’ album… taking attention to
detail just a little too far, possibly? And yet, one has little
alterative than to admire Wilkinson’s pummelling, relentless
enthusiasm.
Could’ve
done without the gratuitous, all-too-graphic description (“I
am amazed how the nipple grows under my touch”) of his
youthful encounter with a babysitter, though. Thought I’d
strayed into a Jackie Collins novel or something.
A few hours ago Brazil were eliminated from the World Cup’s
last eight by a plucky, resilient Dutch team. Holland came from
behind to vanquish just about everybody’s favourites for
the tournament. As a spectacle the game was a bit scrappy, punctuated
by a succession of niggly fouls and yellow cards (also a red
for Brazil’s Felipe Melos) but the final minutes were
really exciting and as someone that always makes a point of
backing the underdog I thoroughly enjoyed watching the game.
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Thursday
1st July
Dearie, dearie me. Ozzy Osbourne’s new single,
‘Let Me Hear You Scream’, was just played on Planet
Rock Radio. It’s ghastly – unforgivably mediocre.
According to a recent online report, the 61-year-old is to surrender
himself to a team of geneticists. The St Louis boffins hope
that by studying Osbourne’s genes they can determine how
it’s possible to survive several decades of drug and alcohol
abuse. Maybe they could also take a look for his long-lost Mojo
whilst they’re in there poking around? It’s been
so long since Ozzy recorded anything halfway decent, an abacus
is required.
P.S.
The usual monthly amendments have been made to the Playlist
and YouTube sections, also a few new
quotes added here.
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