Tuesday 28th February
Has the world gone mad?! German captain Michael 'Never Mind
The' Ballack is to receive £121,000 a week from a new deal with
Chelski that starts next season. How on earth can that sum of money
be justified? Is he also gonna double as this country's prime minister
on his days off, or perhaps take some kind of training as a neurosurgeon?
Maybe even rebuild my local chippie that got bombed during the war?
Of course he's not. That he could demand such an obscene fee and receive
it is little short of revolting.
Equally unlikely, it seems that John Payne, Guthrie Govan, Jay Schellen
are to fulfill their summer gig commitments at the Sweden Rock Festival
and Rock Of Ages all-dayer in Germany as Asia - but without Geoffrey
Downes (and hence no original members)!! This is getting more surreal
by the moment. I'm off for a lie down.
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Sunday
26th February
My beloved Palace slamming four goals past Norwich, Br***ton
and Scumwall both slipping further into the mire, then off to Hammersmith
for a sold-out Toto gig in the evening - it doesn't get much better
than that. Surprisingly, Toto played 'Hold The Line' towards the start
of a two-hour set that showcased several of the best songs from the
new 'Falling In Between' album. Being the first night of the band's
world tour they were a bit rusty in places, but most of my own personal
faves were aired, including 'Pamela', 'Stop Loving You', 'Girl Goodbye',
'Isolation', 'I Will Remember', 'Rosanna', 'Kingdom Of Desire', a
snippet of 'I'll Be Over You' and a stunning 'I Won't Hold You Back'.
The encore of 'Home Of The Brave' and 'Africa' brought the house down.
Now here's a reality TV show I'll definitely watch: VH1 have teamed
up five rockers (Scott Ian from Anthrax, Ted Nugent, Sebastian Bach,
drummer Jason Bonham and ex-Biohazard bassist-turned-porn star Evan
Seinfeld) with a well-known manager (the disgraced Doc McGhee, of
Bon Jovi, Kiss and the Moscow Music Peace Festival fame) in a bid
to record new music. It's a train-wreck in the making. I mean, of
all the people you could be locked up in a house with for 10 days...
Sebastian and the Nuge??!!
By the way, the Great
Rock Quotes and Ask
Dave sections have just been updated.
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Saturday 25th February
Well,
there are seismic developments in the Asia camp. Firstly it's announced
that Geoffrey Downes and John Payne have "dissolved their partnership",
then we learn that bassist/vocalist Payne has remained with ex-Asia
men guitarist Guthrie Govan and drummer Jay Shellen to form a new
band called One. Clearly not intent on wasting time, this line-up
plus Spock's Beard keyboard player Ryo Okumoto have already recorded
a debut album, to be issued on May 26. Downes, of course, is to join
John Wetton, Steve Howe and Carl Palmer in a reunion of Asia's classic
original grouping. I've no idea how this has affected the long-term
friendship of Downes and Payne. Of course I wish both sides well in
their future endeavours, though it's a sad and rather shocking ending
to a very underrated union.
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Friday 24th February
So it's finally official... Journey, Queensrÿche, Thunder
and Ted Nugent have all been added to the Monsters Of Rock bill on
June 3 (with one or two more acts still to be confirmed). Now that's
what I call a freakin' festival! Never having seen Journey before,
I'll admit that I can barely contain my excitement!
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Wednesday
22nd February
Quo's
Francis Rossi has been talking about Rick Parfitt's health scare.
"Rick told me he had cancer of the throat over dinner,"
he tells Undercover
News. "Next time I saw him he was crying with our production
manager. I was numb. Rick was sure he'd be dead within a week."
Thank Gawd it turned out to be treatable.
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Tuesday
21st February
Just received MTM Records' re-issue of 1989's self-titled
Alexa album. Sung by the mysterious sexpot Alexa Anastasia and produced
by Paul Sabu, it remains an example of melodic hard rock at its finest.
Also in the same package was 'Born Again', the long-awaited return
from Warrant and their new singer Jaime St James (ex-Black 'N Blue).
I'll hold fire on a verdict before its release date of March 31, as
although the band have blatantly tried to recapture the feel of their
heyday, it's a little too forced for me.
An album that grabbed me from its very first note was 'Above The Storm'
(out on March 24), by former Survivor and current Pride Of Lions guitarist
Jim Peterik. This fella is a tunesmith of the first order; if I wrote
songs for a living I'd be issuing a fatwa on him right now. Jim ain't
the world's greatest vocalist, but the tunes are so warm and personal
that it just doesn't matter. On the other hand, Steve Overland does
have one of the planet's best voices. The former FM mouthpiece releases
a second Shadowman album, 'Different Angles', on March 10. Also featuring
Chris Childs and Harry James from Thunder and Heartland guitarist
Steve Morris, it's a slice of authorative, bluesy hard rock, stamped
with the inevitable exemplary vocal performance.
Another album that's scarcely left Ling Towers' stereo this past week
is the sensational debut from the The Jones Gang, featuring Kenney
Jones (ex-The Who/Small Faces/The Law), Rick Wills (formerly of Foreigner/Frampton's
Camel) and Robert Hart (erstwhile singer of Bad Company/The Distance).
'Any Day Now' is consistently strong and contains
several potential radio hits. Check 'em out at: www.jonesgangmusic.com.
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Sunday 19th February
Of
course I'm still gutted about that 89th minute equaliser in yesterday's
derby showdown. However, in the evening I attended my first ever gig
by 70 art-rock loons Sparks, and what an experience it was. Russell
Mael's falsetto is still magnificent, his brother Ron not only sitting
at the keyboard but sending a packed Forum delirious with frequent
bouts of goofing around. The two-hour show was divided in half; its
first segment entirely devoted to the new album 'Hello Young Lovers'.
The bombastic 'Dick Around' and ultra-hummable 'Perfume' soon had
the audience gasping with admiration, the performance rarely anything
less than compulsive (though the tedious 'Here Kitty' could have used
some rat poison). Returning after a brief interlude, an impressive
Sparks line-up that featured Steve McDonald from Redd Kross on bass
and ex-Faith No More guitarist Dean Menta purred through some truly
classic songs. It was hard not to be be caught up in the affection
that flooded stagewards following 'This Town Aint Big Enough For The
Both Of Us' and 'Amateur Hour'. I admit to thinking that they'd probably
gone too early with those two classics from 1974, but an encore of
'Something For The Girl With Everything', 'Rhythm Thief', 'Suburban
Homeboy' and the brothers duetting on 'Change' left me eating my words.
Magnificent stuff.
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Saturday 18th February
People have asked all week whether I'm going to today's grudge
match with vile local neighbours Scumwall. Although I happily trekked
to Plymouth and their rusty 'fortress' is within walking distance
from my house, I wouldn't give those in-bred twats the steam off my
piss, let alone money for a ticket. In recent years, Palace have consistently
underperformed against the knuckledraggers from down the road, our
superior players bottling it when it came to a spell in the trenches.
At least Iain Dowie is talking a good game: "I've told my players
that if it's a battle, then win the battle. If it's a football match,
then win the game - but I expect it to be the former." With crucial
points at stake for both teams, this one has humdinger written all
over it.
It was back to the Underworld again last night for a Relapse Records
band that impressed me opening for the mighty Opeth last November.
Burst are a Swedish quintet specialising is what they call "noise-core";
a highly textured extreme metal sound, overlain with clean melodic
vocals and explosive screams. Sadly, the attendance was poor, as was
the crowd's reaction. The 50-minute set concentrated on the latest
(and third) album 'Origo', but while 'The Immateria', 'Sever' and
the pacy 'Stormwielder' all sounded decent enough, Burst struggled
unexpectedly to connect with the audience.
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Friday 17th February
Yesterday's highlight was a lunchtime album launch party
at the Borderline for 'Skullduggery', the first new release in 18
years by The Pirates. The trio were on hand to run through a half-dozen
of the album's songs, beginning with 'You Don't Own Me' (covered by
Status Quo on 'Rockin' All Over The World'), 'Ugly Millionaire', 'Honey
Hush' and 'Tear It Up', plus of course 'Shakin' All Over', their chart
topper with Johnny Kidd from 1960. The half-hour show wound up with
a scorching rendition of 'Baby Please Don't Go' that gave the excellent
Mick Green a platform to showboat a little on guitar. Not having seen
them since they opened at Hammersmith for the Bon Scott-era AC/DC,
I'll definitely be checking out these fellas again. Besides a finished
copy of the CD, their goodie bag contained an eye patch, skull &
crossbone-emblazoned ballons, 7" single, various promo shenanigans
and a DVD of Treasure Island - how cool!
P.S. Twisted Sister have lined up a date at Hammersmith on June 27
- yeeee-hawww!!
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Thursday 16th February
There's good news after Monday's moan - UFO have confirmed
a summer festival appearance in late July at the 23rd annual Rock
& Blues Custom Show in Derbyshire; the same event that they
pulled out of last year. Some indoor Twisted Sister gigs in June are
also about to be announced, and a few Scandianvian dates from Iron
Maiden in November have already been leaked. Oh yeah... that Judas
Priest story I alluded to a while ago is now common knowledge, and
alongside the Scorpions and Ian Gillan & Friends, the band are
to play a Teenage Cancer Trust fund-raiser at the Royal Albert Hall
on March 31. Alas, Palace have a crucial home game with Watford on
the same night... bugger, bugger and double-bugger.
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Wednesday 15th February
Phew! Last night Palace completed the 'double' over QP-hahahaha,
but it was a close thing. Without the influential trio of Johnson,
Reich and Riihilahti and handicapped by Wayne Andrews' inclusion (we
may as well have given the Hoops a goal start), the Eagles deservedly
raced into a 2-0 lead then in typical Palace fashion delivered one
of their worst second half performances in living memory. Rangers
pulled one back and, dragging us down to their level, we were forced
to defend for our lives. I should probably be used to it by now.
As the game was underway, Parliament voted to ban smoking in all English
pubs, clubs and members' clubs. Excellent news. It's a filthy, disgusting
habit that seems to be on its last legs - not unlike Shiteon and Scumall's
stays in the Championship.
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Tuesday
14th February
It's Valentine's day, and my two lads are off to school early
to deliver their cards. Eddie's giving away five, and Arnie three.
Hahaha, bless 'em.
I'm still fuming over last night's Helloween gig, a show I'd been
anticipating for ages. Before it began I happened to bump into guitarist
Michael Weikath walking around Camden, which was fortuitous as I had
some re-issue sleeve notes to pass on for his approval. He had no
English cash, so I took him for some grub and a pint or two - and
some gossip - in an adjacent boozer. Come show-time, it all went pear-shaped.
Entering Koko (formerly the Camden Palace, and for those with really
long memories, The Music Machine), I located a place halfway back
in the all-standing downstairs area - directly beneath the raised
mixing desk. "The sound should be great here," thought I.
Oh, how terribly wrong. Andi Deris' lead vocals were barely audible
at the start, like Weikath and Sascha Gerstner's guitars swamped by
Dani Loeble's furious double-bass drumming. I awaited improvement,
but even half an hour later other fans around me were still scratching
their heads. The 45 minute mark came and went and, frustration by
now outbalancing the enjoyment factor, so did I. Helloween will have
taken heart from the enormous turnout, but their soundman should have
his ears de-waxed.
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Monday 13th February
Here
are some words I thought I'd never type: I wish I was a German. I'm
kidding of course, but check out the proposed line-up of this year's
Rock Of Ages
festival, which takes place in late July. UFO (to be confirmed), Twisted
Sister, Asia, Andy Scott's Sweet and Gotthard. Then there's the Bang
Your Head Festival with Y&T, Foreigner and former Triumph
man Rik Emmett (playing an evening of that band's music). Sickeningly,
this year's Sweden
Rock looks more mouth-watering still. With Journey, Whitesnake
(also at Bang Your Head), Deep Purple, Celtic Frost, DragonForce,
Venom, Cactus (ulp!), Onslaught, Anvil, Krokus and Molly Hatchet all
among its attractions, it makes you wonder what on earth the UK promoters
are playing it... unless some tasty Monsters Of Rock news awaits.
Apart from listening to the commentary of Palace's away game at relegation-threatened
Sheffield Wednesday - a dismal 0-0 draw that did neither team any
favours - most of my past weekend was spent transcribing an interview
with Helloween's Michael Weikath for a set of Sanctuary Recods re-issue
sleeve notes. Managed to get 'Chameleon', 'Master Of The Rings' and
'The Time Of The Oath' knocked into shape, and made a good start on
'Better Than Raw'. Will hand 'em into the band for their approval
at tonight's London gig.
Footie-wise, the Wednesday stalemate made me realise that short of
a miracle, Palace ain't going anywhere this year. And of course then
it's goodbye to AJ, so the club must re-structure... yet again. What
a crock of shit. At least those hilarious defeats for Scumwall and
Shite-on & Hove Albion cut them even further adrift at the other
end of the table.
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Friday 10th February
No need for readers in Scotland or Wales to bother with today's
post. With the World Cup in Germany racing towards us - as I type
there are 119 days, 10 hours, 50 minutes and 21 seconds until the
first kick-off - it was shocking to hear on the radio that the Kraüt
plöd are planning to incarcerate England fans for up to two days
for the heinous crime of... goose-stepping. Unbelievable but true.
So glad that I shall be watching the tournament from the comfort of
my living room - its window lit by an illuminated St George Cross
that Mrs L so kindly purchased for me - as no doubt I would have accrued
several lifetimes of jail time.
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Wednesday
8th February
Returning home from an icy Selhurst Park last night, I was
left wondering why I'd squandered good money and almost frozen off
the family jewels to watch Palace's dismal third clash with Preston
in the space of 10 days. As we exited the FA Cup to virtually the
last touch of the game, the visiting side having come back from a
goal down, my first thought was: Hope we don't get these buggers again
in the play-offs. They ain't as good a side as they obviously think
they are - I lost count of the blatant fouls that went unpunished
- but then again, neither are Palace right now.
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Tuesday
7th February
Last
night I went to the Underworld to check out The Black Dahlia Murder,
the Detroit-based death metallers whose 2003 debut album 'Unhallowed'
was rather splendid, although their follow-up 'Miasma' was a little
disappointing. The place was unexpectedly sold out; so darned full
that you couldn't even get down onto the floor area before the show
began. Amusingly, the place all but emptied when a clearly dehydrated
Trevor Strnad eventually gasped "let's get the fuck outta here",
the band's primarily young fans apparently never having heard of encores.
So just a handful of people hung around to watch them blast through
one of the night's best songs, 'Closed Casket Requiem'. Definitely
a band of huge potential...
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Monday 6th February
Well, all hope of any further Pink Floyd reunions or indeed
Floyd activity of any kind has been blown out of the water by the
latest interview with David Gilmour. Speaking to a magazine called
La Republica, the guitarist stressed that from now on he's strictly
a solo cartist. "Enough is enough," he says. "I'm 60
years old and don't have the will to work as much anymore. Pink Floyd
was an important part in my life, I've had a wonderful time, but it's
over. It's much less complicated to work alone." Sigh...
Think I'll cheer myself up with a good blasting of a new three-CD
anthology from the Scorpions. A promo of 'The Platinum Collection'
just dropped through the letterbox, but is soon to be available via
EMI.
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Sunday 5th February
Definitely a bit fragile this morning after Palace's 1-0
victory over Cardiff. All credit to Andy Johnson for the superb cross,
and to Aki Riihilahti for being in the right place for a tap-in. At
the final whistle, I grabbed a bottle of screw-top vino callapso and
headed over to Hammersmith, ariving in time for an excellent though
brief set from Roadstar (formerly Hurricane Party - do I have to keep
typing that?!). The Apollo's balcony wasn't open, but downstairs was
crammed and everybody was in party mood. I didn't like Little Angels,
but their former singer Toby Jepson was always tolerant of my disapproval
of his band every time we met (more than you can say of certain others),
and over the years I've warmed a little to the band's repertoire.
Apart from opener 'Breakdown' (from Jepson's solo EP 'Refresh'), the
rest of his set comprised LA material - some of it unreleased - including
'Kicking Up Dust', 'Boneyard', 'I Want Love', 'Don't Pray For Me',
'All Roads Lead To You', 'Young Gods (Stand Up, Stand Up)', 'Radical
Your Lover' and 'Too Much Too Young'. The crowd loved it. As we waited
for the headliners I seem to recall a pleasant conversation with Arch
Enemy's former guitarist Gus G, and noting his vintage Saxon T-shirt
- good man!
Thunder looked thrilled to be back on the Hammersmith stage, including
five cuts from the latest disc 'The Magnificent Seventh' ('Amy's On
The Run', 'I'm Dreaming Again', 'You Can't Keep A Good Man Down',
'Fade Into The Sun' and the brilliant 'I Love You More Than Rock 'N'
Roll'), also inviting both support acts to jam on Elton's 'Saturday
Night's Alright For Fighting'. Goosebump moments included 'Love Walked
In', 'Higher Ground', 'Empty City' and 'Like A Satellite', all sung
so well by Danny Bowes you'd never believe that problems with his
voice had forced Thunder to cancel a show just two days earlier. Concluding
with 'Dirty Love', it wasn't till this morning that I sobered up and
realised the buggers had missed out 'Backstreet Symphony'. Ah well,
you can't have everything...
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Saturday 4th February
It's time to take DragonForce very seriously. Not only did
they sell out the Astoria last night, the show was accompanied by
scenes of utter hysteria. Making my way to the venue, the queue snaked
into and around Soho Square, and from its other side I could hear
their fans chanting "DragonForce, DragonForce, DragonForce!"
and see them waving silly glow-in-the-dark plastic weaponry. Inside
the hall, Edguy's powerful, often highly amusing set also got the
crowd chanting their name. Power metal is on its way back in the UK,
though openers Sabaton were absolutely horrendous, I'm sad to report.
DragonForce really know how to put on a show. They have raised platforms
onstage so everyone can see Herman Li and Sam Totman trading riffs
and red-hot licks - there's even a mini-trampoline for them to gain
extra height! - Vadim Pruzhanov often roaming around to throw shapes
on one of those space-age portable keyboards. ZP Theart already had
the voice but is fast becoming a formidable frontman, drummer Dave
Mackintosh and newly appointed full-time bassist Frédéric
Leclercq stoking up the furnace that drives the madness. It looked
like the Astoria had been doubly over-sold to me, and the audience
roared along with the band, rejoicing in every last note from opener
'My Spirit Will Go On' to the swansong of 'Valley Of The Damned'.
'Storming The Burning Fields', 'Operation Ground And Pound', 'Through
The Fire And Flames' and the ballad 'Trail Of Broken Hearts' from
the new 'Inhuman Rampage' album all slotted in nicely, and a shocked
Theart remarked from the stage that Brixton Academy will probably
be the band's next headline gig in London, though he also confided
they will be on the bill of "a major summer festival".
Despite a great quote from Iain Dowie about Palace's last match: "We
didn't pick up any major injuries in the Preston game, probably because
we hardly put in any tackles", I'm still looking forward to this
afternoon's game against fellow promoton-chasers Cardiff, and the
evening's triple-pronger at Hammersmith of Thunder, Toby Jepson and
Roadstar. Time to crack open a cold one, I think.
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Wednesday 1st February
I was in dire need of cheering up after Palace's unbeaten
run came to an end at Preston last night. How better, then, to call
Rob Halford in Calfornia for an early morning phone interview and
be greeted by an embarrased laugh and the words: "Oh, Dave. I
was just watching The Golden Girls. What else is a metal god to do
at 1.45am?" Er... what indeed? Stay tuned for some interesting
Priest developments that I'm sworn to secrecy about. It'll all come
out in the wash in the next few days - a bit like Rob's love of The
Golden Girls.
And how about this? John Wetton has just issued an interesting
statement: "It is the intention of all four original members
- Geoffrey Downes, Steve Howe, Carl Palmer and John Wetton - to celebrate
the 25th anniversary of the creation of Asia". So the wheels
of the much-touted reunion would appear to be grinding into action...?
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